Allen Covert

It is my career.

That was a lot of fun but I have to go. Adios Turd nuggets.

I don't know what you are talking about. I use medical marijuana because of my bad back. Or is it because I'm an insomniac? Or was it my headaches?

Chest hair is gray but I dye the bush different colors depending on holidays.

My erection definitely couldn't reach the submit button.

Don't know. I have been calling Fox about this. I will put more pressure on them for you.

I have a few. "don't judge me monkey" "her pussy smelled like the Great Depression" and pretty much anything JP says.

Prop weed. But Some of the dressing rooms looked like a Cypress Hill concert after we wrapped.

It's always easy when you're writing and laughing. Next thing you know your standing in a fake bathroom with your pajamas around your ankles and fifty people staring at you while you pull it to an an action figure.

If you live in Cali you can get it at the pharmacy. But the names they give it aren't as good as Dante's.