Matthew Inman

He received the package, and then sent us a photo of the package in the garbage (unopened). 9 months after that Carreon was still trying to sue a blogger who created a parody site about him. Eventually a judge ruled that he was wasting court time, and Carreon had to pay $46,000 to said blogger.

Apparently being a jerk is really expensive.

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When we were playing the original version of the game, instead of a kitten there was a bomb card, so the whole time we played everyone was stressing and worrying about "the bomb." I thought it'd be funnier to make the bomb a kitten instead, that way you wind up with a room full of people all living in fear of a kitten.

Plus it's right in the nexus of funny and horrible, which is my favorite place to be.

bahahhahaha

Zombo.com

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The mantis shrimp is still my favorite animal, ever. Even though its eyes don't work in the way that I wrote they did -- back in 2012 it was still thought that a mantis shrimp could see a "thermonuclear bomb of light and beauty." That's since been disproven, but now their eyes have been shown to detect cancer cells.

All hail the mantis shrimp.

enough to buy my first house, but i'm not a millionaire or anything like that. People hear "my company was acquired" and assume I own a swimming pool shaped like a dollar sign that's filled with supermodels and prime ministers.

Yeah, they took the post down immediately and never wrote me back. I was hoping they would - it would have been a comedy gold mine.

Yes, as of October I no longer have to do any client work because of the money I get from TheOatmeal.