Zach Weiner

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author and illustrator of the webcomic Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Hosted AMAs

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MrWeiner1440 karma

Last time I did an IAMA, I drew Dave's balls. Why won't he return the favor?

MrWeiner1267 karma

Low melting point plastic filament. Then your dick would be a 3d printer.

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Man, you're gonna love it when you discover frontboob.

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Here you go.

Let me know if you want a third.

Edit: Misspelled the Irish part.

MrWeiner888 karma

Well, I grew up hard and I grew up mean. My fists got hard and my wits got keen. So, it wasn't too bad.

The truth is Weiner is probably preferable to a name adjacent to Weiner, because all people can do is say "HEY WEINER." I imagine it'd be worse if it were pronounced like "whiner" and I had to defend the proper pronunciation over time.

Fortunately, I got married, and now have a nice dignified last name.

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Similarly, the only reason I bathe is to hygiene signal.

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For Kelly:

On a scale of 1 to 10, is Zach Weinersmith's hair a 10, or is it too perfect to be considered on a scale using finite numbers?

MrWeiner495 karma

It was, maybe around 2010 or so. It's not something I try to call attention to, because it seems to me to be more in the category of decency than goodness, if that makes sense.

To this very day I get accused of virtue signalling, and every time that happens it warms my little heart.