James Joseph "Jim" Norton, Jr.

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I ended this hours ago, but found out some people actually thought I avoided the Bree Olson question? I have just talked about it a lot and didn't want to bore people. Bree is a friend of mine, we hooked up one time, it was fucking fantastic. Well, she was. I was stopping every two minutes so I didn't blast a shot along her leg. I finally did, and my only regret was that I pulled out. We never had sex again, which is her choice not mine of course. She's a sweetheart and when we talked about it on O and A, she said I was good in bed. She was nice to lie for me. I was a mediocre everyman trying not to humiliate myself. I almost fucking said I LOVE YOU thirty seconds into it. I'm an ass.

yes, put one of them around the barrel of a shotgun and the other on the trigger

YOU GOT ME FUCKER

it's a toss up between blacks and whites

yes, and I'd also fuck my mom if I knew Kate was in the next room, watching us, and doing the same thing

when i spoke like an irishman to ozzy and ant pointed it out. It was fucking humiliating. but I got a great bit out of it, so it doesnt hurt at all anymore.

Thank you very much. I'm normally just the person they blame for their husband's cheating, so that was nice to read

yes, I fucked the same girl twice in two days in a whorehouse with no condom. she kept saying 'you special' in broken english. My cock booed me in the cab on the way home.

No, but she did jerk me off behind a dumpster after RFK's funeral