Carrie Brownstein

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is an American musician, writer, and actress, who first widely became known as a guitarist and vocalist in Sleater-Kinney.

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CarrieBrownstein1673 karma

Or that somebody announces that before they start their period.

CarrieBrownstein1654 karma

I don't think they had dreams in the 1790s.

CarrieBrownstein1647 karma

We sat and watched it like porn.

CarrieBrownstein1607 karma

Fred and I both dated Colin for a bit.

CarrieBrownstein1481 karma

probably 45 really angry minutes.

CarrieBrownstein1414 karma

I think the 90s had this...monolithic quality to them. Because it was pre-9/11, and everybody thought we were veering towards the Millenium, with all of these institutions in place, and the notion of the future was that it was going to keep getting bigger and better. It seems like a pre-anxiety decade to me.

CarrieBrownstein1246 karma

or salad.

And we talked about how, on our deathbeds, we aren't going to say "I'm so glad I ate so many salads." And then we watched jealously while this hearty Australian couple at a giant bowl of pasta. And were really unhappy.

CarrieBrownstein1226 karma

My question is: Cheeks, crack or anus?

CarrieBrownstein1105 karma

All the time! All the time people do!

That's why he had to start wearing glasses, because it was distracting people. Imagine two unicorns walking around. That's what Fred's eyes are like.

CarrieBrownstein1041 karma

Is that true?