Ben Collins

Some say the Stig once took off his helmet only to find another helmet in there.

If you've ever had a scratch in the morning 'down there' then you'll know. Kind of pubey but longer...

i hope i'm not paying for this

i got myself a BBC ID card with a fake name "Richard Jameson" cleverly made of the 3 presenters names - so that i could book hotels and get up to mischief without getting caught. Used to wear a balaclava everywhere to hide my face anywhere near a Top Gear shoot and generally be as sneaky as possible

the best thing i did was coach Billy Baxter - the blind driver - he managed to beat 5 sighted drivers and drive the lap100% himself with me shouting expletives and directions as fast as i could. I could have kissed him, had he not been sweating quite as much from the effort. Billy was epic

if we collectively tweet them to hell i'm sure we could pull it off!

some say they should just give me the keys and let me drive without the damn intro!

there's several bless them - it was like the night when they fed Gizmo's bothers after midnight and Stigs started popping out everywhere

frosty but warm - but not boiling, more luke with a slice of lime and hint of mint.

high def was never kind to him