Allen Covert

Allen covert
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is an American comedian, actor, writer, and producer best known for his frequent collaborations with actor Adam Sandler.

Hosted AMAs


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acovert174 karma

It is my career.

acovert169 karma

That was a lot of fun but I have to go. Adios Turd nuggets.

acovert97 karma

I don't know what you are talking about. I use medical marijuana because of my bad back. Or is it because I'm an insomniac? Or was it my headaches?

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Chest hair is gray but I dye the bush different colors depending on holidays.

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My erection definitely couldn't reach the submit button.

acovert80 karma

Don't know. I have been calling Fox about this. I will put more pressure on them for you.

acovert72 karma

I have a few. "don't judge me monkey" "her pussy smelled like the Great Depression" and pretty much anything JP says.

acovert71 karma

It's always easy when you're writing and laughing. Next thing you know your standing in a fake bathroom with your pajamas around your ankles and fifty people staring at you while you pull it to an an action figure.

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Prop weed. But Some of the dressing rooms looked like a Cypress Hill concert after we wrapped.

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If you live in Cali you can get it at the pharmacy. But the names they give it aren't as good as Dante's.