I am an 18 year old boy who lives in a house that has slides from floor to floor

does it feel weird to take a slide when you're in a bad mood or having a fight with someone?

haha we do have stairs as well. Otherwise how would you get to the top floor?

one of those suction tubes like at the bank drive-thru.

now that would be pretty awesome

oh and to the original question. yes

Not quite the same when you say "wheeee!" when you're storming off.

too true:)

at 18, you should think about calling yourself a guy/dude/bloke/man e.t.c.

As a 27 year old boy, i find your title weird!

I didn't think of that. Thanks bloke

Do you have pets? Do they slide? If not, then you have to just for this reason. I'd fucking lose it every time if I were just hanging out in the basement and my dog slides down like it's business as usual.

dogs don't like it. neither do babies. or birds.

Have you ever gotten bored of the slides? or even angry? has there been a situation where someone was upstairs, having a heated argument, then they got so pissed off they stormed off and slid downstairs?

Haha no that would look kinda comical I think. I did sleep in one of the slides when I was pissed at my parents so that they couldn't find me though.

Do you get bad static electricity shocks after you come off the slide and touch something metal? My fear of shocks is what prevented me from enjoying McDonald's slides.

yes yes I do you can hear it in the video

So I think this pretty much means you are batman, there's no other way around it.

basically

Who decided on building it? Why?

My parents planned the whole thing themselves. For fun I guess? They put in a pool and basketball court too. I think it was honestly just to be over the top:)

Follow-up question now, are you wealthy?

Me? I'm broke. My parents? Yes. I'm in college now...

What do your parents do?

Dad's a businessman. Mom's a mom.

What kind of business dude? and how big is the house? Rooms? bathrooms? It's pretty baller to have slides in the house! :)

I think thirteen bedroom and 5 and one half baths. 2 more baths at the pool

So many bedrooms you aren't sure.

yep

And what major corporation is he a c-level executive at so we can protest this ?! And what's his bank account number?

He's not like that. all start ups

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LOL never thought of that! totally gonna do that today!

Have you ever been injured sliding down one of them at a particularly high speed?

we greased it with pledge once. Yeah. My head hurt bad.

How does this pass fire code? They usually don't like breaches that spans across fire zones. They don't allow laundry chutes in some areas for this reason.

we have a laundry shoot too. screw fire codes?

Fireman here. The reason behind that is because the chutes act as a chimney if there is a fire in a lower level, allowing heat and flame to spread quickly. Unlike many other laws, fire codes exist to protect you. As fun as they are, I'd suggest doing a little bit of research. Maybe putting a swinging door on the top?

Also, I'd hate to be searching your house in zero visibility and fall through and slide straight to the fire floor. Although, with our fire hoses, we can turn it into a water slide!

lol that would be epic. you're invited here any day:)

We need to see pics of your slides.

k they're coming one sec

they're up.

Is it only 1 slide?

Do your friends and family use it?

Do you use it every day?

two slides. Yes. No. *sorry we have a slide to our pool as well so three

If your mom wanted something and was on the first floor, would you send said item down the slide?

yes:) we use them mostly to put toys in the toy room

Do you have younger siblings?

What kind of toys in the toy room?

Sex toys?

regular toys bro. yes I have 7 siblings

yeah we do that all the time

What is the greatest thing you have sent down?

Any pets?

my douchebag friend went down with a banana and smeared it all over!

If you need any new friends we'd be happy to oblidge. You seem like you have a cool slide personality.

story of my life bro

firstworldproblems: my friends only like me for my slides.

Believe it or not it happens to me a lot... Lol I know that sounds stupid though.

Also, has anyone ever been hurt from it?

not seriously

Wait. You have a slide to your pool...so can you just get suited up and just slide in?

its more like a waterslide.

18!? Your voice in that video sounds more like 30.

I get that all the time... it really is just super deep for my age. It's actually sounded like that since I was 13. Yeah middle school was awkward.

I dont believe for a second that Middle School was awkward when you were the kid with slides in his fucking house

You're right. It was pretty fun:)

Has you mom ever sent hotpockets from the kitchen to your toy room via the slide?

No both our microwaves are upstairs. We eat top ramen mainly...

The slide that goes in to your pool: is it discreet?

What I'm really asking is have you ever tricked a friend into thinking it was a normal slide like your other 2 and then laughed as he plummeted into your pool.

edit: discreet, not discrete

no its big and epic I'll just upload a photo of it.

Were they installed in a preexisting house or constructed along with it? Does the manufacturer make house slides regularly? If not, how did he react to the order?

we actually built them out of sewage pipe lol. I remember getting them together it was hard work...

Have you ever tried to hide from your parents by stopping half way down a slide? Are you the only one in the house that uses the slides?

yeah i slept halfway down the top one. no everyone does at some point

How many chicks pants have you gotten into because you told them you had a slide at your house and got them to come over?

I'm a virgin. Truly. By choice of course

I used to tell people that I was a virgin by choice too, just not my choice.

that's a good one:)

Ever thrown a bunch of objects down your slides? Liquids? What awesome things have you done with them?

I put milk down it once (don't ask why) it broke and spilled everywhere. Sometimes we clog the bottom with bean bags so you can go down but then you're stuck:)

Any games you have played with the slides?

tag. Hide and go seek? we aren't that creative

what if someone tries to murder you by blocking the exit until you die of dehydration?

lol we can climb up the slide in case of emergency

HA! you have failed to acknowledge the forward thinking of the crook. He has lubricated the last eight feet of the slide with a solid lubricant such as grease. Now you are dead and covered in disgusting grease.

we've done that before haha. good times.

Well, tell us how you came to have slides in your house? Were they already there when you moved. Did you remodel to have them, were they designed into the initial building?

How often do they actually get used? What percentage of the time do you use them vs. stairs?

We built the house we've had it for a couple years now. Little kids use them all the time. When we first moved in for like a year it was 75% slide 25% stairs. Now it's like 99% stairs 1% slide

wait, so you went down more at first than you went up?

yes. I'm not sure how though...