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Imalostmerchant165 karma

HA! you have failed to acknowledge the forward thinking of the crook. He has lubricated the last eight feet of the slide with a solid lubricant such as grease. Now you are dead and covered in disgusting grease.

Imalostmerchant106 karma

It kinda seems like touching back is the safe word... On their site they say you will be removed immediately if you push or shove or fight back.