IAMA 32 degree mason willing to say things I should not. AMAA.
What I will not answer:
Troll posts. These will be ignored.
Posts that are too broad like 'tell me all your secrets'. I'll answer specific questions; but this shows a lack of interest and thought, and it's just lazy. These will be ignored.
I will tell you about our secret work, but I won't tell you the secret words and grips. Written another way, I won't help you pretend to be a mason.
I will tell you about myself, but nothing that will reveal my identity. I could get kicked out for doing this and I don't want that.
Unlike many other 'IAMA Mason' pots I've seen, this is very real and I will do my best to satisfy your curiosity within the bounds above.
If the mods can think of a way for me to verify without revealing my identity, I'll be happy to comply, but otherwise you'll have to take my word on it.
EDITThis is getting a TON of attention. I'm going to focus on the interesting top level comments while there's so much activity.
There is some concern about my identity being revealed, I am trying to be as vague as possible, but I'm really trying to maintain my anonymity while giving honest answers. If this get's deleted, my cover's blown.
EDIT2It's been a great time, and I'm glad there's been so much interest. I've been typing furiously and I think I'm done. Sorry if I didn't get to your question! Truth be told I answered some questions that would not make me popular in the lodge, but nothing that violated my oaths.
FINAL EDIT I've been getting TONS of PM's asking for more info. I have done my best to answer each one, but I think it's about time to throwaway this throwaway account. If you have further questions, check out this site, or go to /r/freemasonry. There are several brothers/redditors there willing to answer your inquiries about Freemasonry in general, or willing to help you find your local lodge.
Have a good one, Reddit!