I have achieved reddit fame from doing absolutely nothing. I am the forthewolfx AMA.

I was an early investor in this man. I am so proud to see what he has blossomed into.

McStrauss!!! You are the best!! What's up???

Are you still planning on naming your first born son after him?

Yup.

Ah yes, I remember your early days. Bet you didn't expect anything to come out of your wish, but look at you now. I am proud to see how much you have grown.

Don't forget my advice from a week back: being famous is not all flowers and sunshine. Use your fame wisely, my good friend.

Thank you.

I made this for you. Draco always knows just what smug thing to say.

Thank you. I am posting this on my twitter, you are awesome. Go on to pigfarts now.

I can't go to pigfarts. It's ON MARS. You need a rocket ship. Do you have a rocketship, Forthewolfx? I bet you do. You know not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died.

Rolls around on floor

Can I be friends with you? It's been my secret desire to be friends with someone who is internet famous.

We are now friends. Does super secret handshake with Deanowitz

Would you rather have a snake that farts really loud but doesn't smell or a duck that can spit watermelon seeds really far but poops on your bed?

Snake.

Does having the first comment make me famous, too?

Why yes it does. Also how did you find this? I think it got in the spam filter.

It's actually a pretty funny story: I was browsing the cheesiest pickup line thread and saw that people were going full retard at you. Curious, I clicked your username and saw that you posted this 7 seconds ago. And here we are now.

Cool. Coolcoolcool.

Abed. AbedAbedAbed

Winger!

Just last night I told my husband about you. You're so famous, I talked about you in bed. It's 52 degrees here too. I think we have a lot in common and should be friends.

Wow. I am honored you told your husband about me. We are now friends.

How many of these facts about you are actually true?

HAHAH THIS IS AWESOME!!! I think one or two are true, the rest are slightly re worded.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Forthewolfx smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

So what are your feelings on puppets?

I like the muppets.

do you think that all the attention will ever get too annoying, and you won't want to deal with it anymore?

I personally don't think so, but I believe it will get annoying for everyone else

I have you tagged in RES. Apparently I've upvoted you 50 times.

I'm a big fan of your work.

http://i.imgur.com/jT545.png

Woah. 50 times??

Also, will this does this account (and others like it) annoy you?

Nope! They make my day.

How about me?

Of course.

What are some of your favorite hobbies? It's my New Year's resolution to be more like you, and I know I'll need to start 3 months early to have a shot.

I run a lot, and play the guitar, drums, and piano.

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Yes. It is one of my greatest fears.

Why did you choose Forthewolfx as your username? Any backstory to it?

This was the inspiration see if you can find it! You can. Just wait a bit.

Do you have a collar?

HAHAHAHAH FORTHEWOLF!! I GET IT!!

Do you have a throwaway for when you want to be taken seriously, and not just blasted with orangereds saying "OMG it's forthewolfx!11!"?

Yes I do.

Figured as much. Is this your 1st account here?

Yesh

What do you spend your karma on? Hookers & blow or.. ?

Slide whistles.

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Tell him not to be jealous. He is a wonderful man, and is lucky to have you.

Now that you have internet fame what will you do?

I'm going to disney world!!!

HOLY SHIT FORTHEWOLFX!

Any tips on how to be famous?

Be lucky. And never give up.

Never let down?

Never run around and desert you?

Never make you cry?

By doing this AMA you have solved the riddle for me lol, I was always like, why does everyone know him. Lol

What's your favorite subatomic particle?

Protons. Is that wrong? I went and did some research.

Good choice, sounds positive. HA!

rim shot

What made you confess to the world that you wanted to be internet famous?

What kind of creepy things have people messaged you/called you about?

Who do you most admire on Reddit?

Well, It was a secret desire, so I just put it, I never knew how it would turn out

Well people say creepy things every hour, I honestly think it is sarcasm. I always have genitalia related responses

Hmm... I have talked to Pmarie, and she was reallly nice, I admire Sure_Ill_Draw_Thats talent.... So many people that I cant think of right now...

How do you like THIS?

That is pretty awesome.

Favorite Jelly for a Peanut butter sandwich?

Can't be anything but grape.

Agreeed.

From now on I'm spelling 'agreed' as 'agreeed'.

Thaank you.

Well Mr. Forthewolfx it's about time, we've got an IAMA from you :D. I seen you play guitar in an earlier comment. What music do you play? Fellow guitarist here

I play nirvana, the black keys, foo fighters, and the strokes. I also play the classics like the beatles and the doors.

Who would you choose to play you in the movie of your life?

Morgan freeman. Or bret mckenzie ( from Flight of the conchords )

Forthewolfx is his name
He has achieved, Red-dit fame
Harpoons baby seals
eats dead eels
And he cheats at ev'ry game.

Drinks shrimp scampi smoothies
Not a fan of campy movies
Doesn't own a boat
Doesn't need to vote
Girls: PM him pics of boobies.

Hardly noticed nine eleven
thinks transvestites go to heaven
Ate a cat
how about that?
His real name might be Kevin?

Not kevin.. close though. Actually not close, its joe.

I'd like to buy this man a drink.

Sorry dude, I am underage. I will take your offer up in 7 years.

How old?

Thank you for that. This gif is now saved on my computer for sad times.

You are famous because you have excellent calves, stop spreading this lie

Well... I do run a lot.. So yes.

1. Do you wish it didn't happen?

2. When you meet someone who is a redditor, do you mention who you are?

Never. Nope.

I have not gotten to this point yet unfortuanatley

what do you plan to do with your newly acquired fame - will you use it for evil?

I will never use it for evil. With great power comes great responsibility

Favorite ice cream flavor?

Half Baked. BRB, gonna get some.

Holy fuck, I seriously just got some from my freezer. I don't care if anyone believes me, I bought 3 containers today and 2 of them were half baked.

Have fun eating them.

Also also, when can I expect your autobiography to be published?

Not for a couple of years. You know how editors are.

• What advice do you have for us lowly non internet famous people?

• Pancakes or Waffles?

• Coca-Cola or Pepsi?

Just stay awesome!!

That is hard. Umm... Waffles

Dr.Pepper

Don't you mean carrots? AHAHAHAHAHHAA ahahahaahah hee hee hoo hoo ah hee hoo...

Good one.... I have been on reddit for too long.

This is your second AMA on reddit, how do you feel?

I feel pretty good. Pretty good.

Now I know everyone has their favorite, but which reddit celebs can you not stand? I hate
to to have to put you on the spot but these are the things redditors need to know. Almost
every famous redditor I know of has at least one equally famous arch-enemy. All of them
try to be pros when dealing with one another but you can sense the tension. Including you
amongst the list of ultra redditors is a true honor. Thanks for finally doing an AMA.

I love all reddit celebs. They may hate me, but they have done nothing wrong in my book.