I am Macaulay Culkin. This is the 2nd most important thing I've ever done in my life. AMA

What's the most unexpectedly "normal" thing about you?

My penis.

My friends have told me I have Macaulay Culkin lips. I always assumed it was a compliment, what is your opinion in this matter?

You sound really attractive. u up?

The first time you shaved and put on aftershave for real (assuming later in your teens), did you scream like that?

Oh yeah! My balls hurt for like a week!

Hiya buddy. Quick question. Are you happy?

Yeppers.

Have you ever considered making ‘Angels With Filthy Souls’ into a real movie?

Now I have!

Will you play WoW with me when classic comes back?

GASP! Yes.

How was working with the late, great John Candy on Uncle Buck?

Kids are pretty annoying but he never got annoyed by our kidness.

What do you think is one major life experience that you've missed out on because of your unique life, and how has it (not) affected you? Abstract or concrete.

Summer camp. But I'm going to rectify that soon. :)

Will there be counselors?

No.

How fond are you of Mr. Ryan Gosling and how far do you expect the t-shirt battle to go?

until one of us is dead at the others hands.

One thing you wish you’d known then that you know now?

I should have joined the Illuminati earlier.

What question do you hate hearing the most (and you don't have to answer it)?

This one.

What's your favorite whiskey?

Beer.

What's your favorite beer?

Whiskey.

Have you visited any places that felt like ‘home’ to you, like it resonated on a deep level? If so, which ones?

There was this one pizza place in Washington DC...

Wanna buy me a pizza?

What was it like filming the goodson?

Any chance for a home alone reboot?

1. Sure.
2. No.
3. Nah, bro.

What's your favorite sandwich?

pastrami on rye from the 2nd Ave Deli

Do you like eggs?

Love eggs. Great question. Seriously. I love eggs.

What do you hope for in the next 5-10 years?

Kingdom Hearts 3. Or Half-Life.

My apologies for not doing the leg work, but how is it that your path to bunny ears happened?

Anything along the way of this venture that seemed insurmountable? Is it laughable now?

What's your Bunny Ear endgame?

Honestly, I have too many notes and too many friends. I wanted to figure out a way to take all these ideas and talented people I know and mash them together to make a Voltron of fruit flavor and creativity.

Everyone gets rich. Except Stew.

Why didn't you just call the cops right away?

As the great Ice Cube once said... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fts7bj-so

You look like my brother, explanation?

You weren't supposed to find out this way! :(

Who are your comedy influences?

3 Amigos, Arthur (1981), Young Guns 2, Steve Martin, Martin Short, Martin Mull, Martin Sheen, Martin Lawrence

HASHTAG Shenaenae

Are these pictures real?

https://i.imgur.com/VjJEfiJ.jpg

Yes. Hashtag TrutherMovement

Idk man, how are you today? Everything going well and stuff?

Shaka, bro. Jah bless, dude.

Will you go back to acting at some point?

like a fool?

I was in front of you in line at Gristedes once in NYC and you said hi back. That was very kind of you. Do you find that most people treat you with kindness in public, or are people generally rude?

Now that I'm older everyone is much nicer. As a teenage not so much.

When you coming back to oklahoma?

Has the statute of limitations expired yet?

Is that camp thing real, or was it all just april fools bullshit?

It started as an April fools joke. Now I'm actually attending Camp No Counselors for real this summer! We're bringing the Bunny Ears crew, recording a live podcast and doing other camp stuff. I'm so excited to go! Oh... also... next week we're going to announce a contest for people to try and win a chance to join me at camp.

You look fantastic!

What's your favorite color?

Rampart Blue.

Have you ever seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?

And THAT'S how I met your mother.

Are you still dating London from the suite life of zack and Cody??

THAT'S RORY!

Are you hiring? 👀

[[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])

Do you have any favorite memories with your co-star Bill Pullman?

Was I in a movie with Bill Paxton??!!

If you could pick one person dead or alive to be on your podcast, who would it be?

Helen Keller.

Are you annoying or sweet?

Yes. Ask my special lady friend.

Seriously... I want to know what she thinks about me.

Have you ever prank called or fucked with Joe Pesci?

That's the best way to lose a finger.

Can you recommend us a horror movie?

Pagemaster. (that book was named Horror.... look it up.)

Why do I pronounce your name as "McClucky"?

Because you're smart.

Who is your favorite child actor?

Rory Culkin. Never grow up, kid.

Assuming you will be President one day, what will your first action be?

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex.

who's your lifestyle guru inspiration?

This is a great question! The whole point of my website was so that I could share some of the knowledge my favorite gurus have given me.

Do movie stars really poop in golden toilets?

Pooping is for muggles.

How did you get to be friends with Jim Gaffigan?

He's from the Lower East Side and so am I.

How would your ideal Sunday be like?

With bananas, hot fudge and a cherry on top.

I like your socks. Where'd you get them?

my sock drawer.

Hey Macaulay, loving Bunny Ears podcast! What is your favorite old school game? Also, if you could put yourself in any movie role, who would you play?

Duh. Toejam and Earl. Or "tag"

What's your favorite youtuber ? Apart from Redlettermedia ;)

Me!

Is it an american name? What's the meaning?

"It" is not a name at all. It's a movie and a book.

Do you hate when people bring up the child movies you were in? Or is it more of an annoyance?

Yes. It is annoying. Why can't we ever talk about that Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?

Who has been your favorite person to work with, who was the least?

Do you watch Red Letter Media, or was that a 1 time cameo?

Matt Cohen/Matt Cohen.

Do you still like a large cheese pizza, just for you?

Now I share it with the Bunny Ears gang! HI GUYS!

Oh in fact, we're doing a live stream on our FB page tomorrow with me and the whole gang. You should come say hello.

I want a love letter from you with a lipstick mark on it and everything. Can you do that for me?

Mom?

If you found Braun Stroman in Tinder would you swipe left, or swipe right and get those hands?

High five!

Boxers or briefs? I myself have been a lifelong boxer guy but I have been seriously considering spicing things up.

Both. At the same time. Protect ya neck.

When do you plan to begin your podcast network, and would there be a place for a standalone wrestling podcast? (Asking for a friend.)

Very soon and we want the second show on the network to be a wrestling show.

Hope you like X-Pac!

(you get no credit for this idea.)

If offered, would you costar in Bill and Ted Face the Music?

Can i be Young Rufus? Or Station?

I always wanted a celebrity friend. Will you be my friends? I also like pizza.

Do you like Dexter.

Do you still have the scar from Joe Pesci in one of your fingers in "Home Alone"?

No. He bit the rest off a few months ago.

Do you and Matt ever have conversations in which you don’t laugh?

Anytime we're not in front of the mic. Fuck that guy.

Can you tell us any James St James stories? He seems like such a sweet, interesting soul.

At the premier in Sundance he kept spreading rumors that "so and so" couldn't get into the party. He would run around and tell various people that random celebrities were getting turned away from the party.

You are a regular Joe Schmo with no fame whatsoever. Who is your celebrity idol (dead or alive) and why?

I would love to be part of the Culkin family!

What bands (old or current) are you listening to these days?

Harmar Superstar. Adam Green. Caveman. Josie and the Pussycats Soundtrack.

Where is your happy place?

my gooch! Goodbye!

Heyo!! What prompted your return to social media after this time? And what’s your favorite fried food?

I didn't return... I arrived.

I did pound some popeye's chicken last week. HASHTAG POPEYESCHICKEN HASHTAG SENDMECHICKEN!

Whatup Mac. Big fan of the podcast! Anyways, whats your favorite wrestling match of all time?

Summer Slam 88. Ultimate Warrior vs Honky Tonk Man

What’s the latest topic of the bunny ears podcast?

We talked to my friend Eddie K.

Love the podcast! You, Matt and Stewart are amazing and hilarious!

Random Q's - Do you have any superstitions? Or a lucky number?

Thanks, Belle1010!

Superstitions... I always throw salt over my left shoulder. ALWAYS.

Lucky number... Slevin.