IamA Former Grad Student who Dropped Out to Run a Joke Dildo Shipping Website! AMA Espescially About my Horrible Life Decisions! NSFW
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Depressed and disillusioned with graduate school I decided to start a gag dildo shipping website because I had massive dreams of being an overnight entrepreaneurial success. You can read/see more of how that started here
Basically, I ran with the drunken idea that people would love to ship their friends/enemies dildos as a joke.
Seeing dollar bills and vaugely phallic shaped stars, I ordered 500 dildos using Alibaba, made my website and dropped out of grad school! I had read of the sucess of other gag shipping websites and I figured there was no way I could possibly fail! :D
Since then I've been self-employed running my website for about 4 months now selling an atronomical number of dildos!13 I definitely don't have exactly 487 imitation penii chilling in my room! Ask Me Absolutely Anything espescially about my next level entrepreaneurial instinct, amazing decision making and 89th dimensional marketing skills!