Children's book author
Comments: 369 • Responses: 55 • Date: 2016-12-09 15:34:18 UTCsource
sybaritic_footstool201 karma2016-12-09 15:36:43 UTC
I believe we've read the same thread about haircuts, haven't we?
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aMANescape144 karma2016-12-09 15:37:53 UTC
twas a grand old thred
Nieoools141 karma2016-12-09 15:56:17 UTC
Do you get the urge to yell 'AAAAND CUT' after each haircut?
aMANescape97 karma2016-12-09 15:59:34 UTC
hahaha. this guy
WhatanUnusualname105 karma2016-12-09 15:48:51 UTC
What kind of hair do you grow?
aMANescape126 karma2016-12-09 15:50:07 UTC
WhatanUnusualname69 karma2016-12-09 15:53:56 UTC
I'm satisfied with this post.
aMANescape67 karma2016-12-09 15:55:43 UTC
may i also say... i am satisfied with this comment
Non-Polar12 karma2016-12-09 16:04:24 UTC
me too thanks
ConanTheRoman13 karma2016-12-09 16:10:26 UTC
aMANescape19 karma2016-12-09 16:11:26 UTC
timdaw5 karma2016-12-09 15:59:09 UTC
Pics or it didn't happen.
aMANescape28 karma2016-12-09 16:04:24 UTC
pics in proof. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
jangle_bo_jingles69 karma2016-12-09 15:54:56 UTC
Can you tell us about a time you brushed your hair, and/or joined the military?
aMANescape82 karma2016-12-09 15:57:32 UTC
brushing is for girls
aMANescape66 karma2016-12-09 15:37:24 UTC
i should point out that it's 2:30am here in Australia. I just got home from a fucking rad UNWRITTEN LAW concert and i had a few drinks so bear with me. I may accidentally drop the cunt bomb here and there. but not on purpose.
saganstarguy17 karma2016-12-09 15:54:06 UTC
I saw them in 2003 at the Warped tour. Great show.
aMANescape25 karma2016-12-09 15:56:02 UTC
fucking A man. UNWRITTEN LAW fans are my people
otis_reading7 karma2016-12-09 16:03:37 UTC
I'm old and not hip to the cool new bands. I'm guessing they are metal or something since they are on the warped tour. I could google them, but fuck it...I'm lazy. What's a good song or two by them?
aMANescape8 karma2016-12-09 16:10:04 UTC
it was the 15 year anniversary of their album ELVA. i'm sure it's on spotify or whatever. they played the whole fucking album and killed it!!! highly recommend you grab yourself a cold beer, put your feet up, turn up the volume and soak that album in!!! fucking incredible album
Logic_and_Memes44 karma2016-12-09 15:48:28 UTC
Do you generally have an irritating itch after a haircut? If so, how do you alleviate it?
aMANescape65 karma2016-12-09 15:49:37 UTC
an ocean swim always follows haircuts. am yet to experience after haircut itch... conclusion: ocean swims prevent scalp itch post haircut
La_Bamba_33 karma2016-12-09 16:00:46 UTC
Aren't you in Australia? Doesn't an ocean swim=death by many many painful creatures?
aMANescape41 karma2016-12-09 16:05:24 UTC
kaiserschmiser43 karma2016-12-09 15:54:10 UTC
do you like the turkey ir ham sandwich?
aMANescape65 karma2016-12-09 15:56:52 UTC
have you ever tried both? with hot english mustard? its as though the devil himself was cumming down the back of your throat.. fuck it's late
Grintor41 karma2016-12-09 15:54:39 UTC
How many hairs do you usually have cut at a time?
aMANescape88 karma2016-12-09 15:57:21 UTC
one at a time my friend... there's no rush
rimper39 karma2016-12-09 15:38:06 UTC
Are you angry with Beyonce for culturally appropriating your hairstyle?
aMANescape61 karma2016-12-09 15:39:31 UTC
brb. googling 'culturally appropriating'
Grendith23 karma2016-12-09 15:58:30 UTC
What did you find?
aMANescape176 karma2016-12-09 16:02:58 UTC
a picture of Beyonce with my hairstyle
Drangid36 karma2016-12-09 16:00:44 UTC
Would you rather bang Kate Upton with no arms and she's screaming the whole time, or Rebel Wilson but her voice is the same as yours?
aMANescape36 karma2016-12-09 16:05:08 UTC
Rebel Wilson every time
ballisnot33 karma2016-12-09 15:49:57 UTC
Are you going to get mad if I ask about something other that Rampart?
aMANescape50 karma2016-12-09 15:52:33 UTC
please. only questions about rampart
Cassiterite4 karma2016-12-09 16:10:43 UTC
Have you watched Rampart?
If yes, what did you think of it? Write a 600-900 word essay.
aMANescape12 karma2016-12-09 16:21:06 UTC
Flamesilver533 karma2016-12-09 15:49:13 UTC
What do you think is the true meaning of life?
aMANescape80 karma2016-12-09 15:50:24 UTC
to love. and to be loved
2monkeysandafootball22 karma2016-12-09 15:51:25 UTC
Which hair do you get cut?
aMANescape53 karma2016-12-09 15:54:02 UTC
i try to be fully inclusive with all my hairs that get cut... some get cut more than others. but at the end of the day, all the hairs walk away from the experience feeling like they have had a good time
SinkTube12 karma2016-12-09 16:11:28 UTC
your hair walks?
aMANescape17 karma2016-12-09 16:25:15 UTC
gigigetsgnashty13 karma2016-12-09 15:49:48 UTC
What made you decide to write children's books?
aMANescape28 karma2016-12-09 15:52:16 UTC
i wanted to be a children's author as soon as i knew what books were. roald dahl's 'the twits' was my first introduction to books. i fell in love with being imaginative and telling stories and making people chuckle and feel good.
gigigetsgnashty10 karma2016-12-09 15:55:39 UTC
That's amazing. Thank you for sharing. I love children's books, even as I've grown up. I feel like it's challenging to see things from the eyes of a child and anyone that can possesses true skill.
aMANescape11 karma2016-12-09 15:58:42 UTC
it is very true. RIP roald dahl
__youcancallmeal__12 karma2016-12-09 15:53:36 UTC
Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
aMANescape29 karma2016-12-09 15:55:27 UTC
i could never fight a duck looking creature. unless it caused harm to someone i love.
escape_of_da_keets12 karma2016-12-09 15:59:03 UTC
What's your opinion on gay swans?
aMANescape30 karma2016-12-09 16:04:06 UTC
let them get married in a protestant church
saganstarguy11 karma2016-12-09 15:55:40 UTC
It is still Friday here. Anything happening on Saturday I should know about?
aMANescape29 karma2016-12-09 15:58:57 UTC
Donald Trump is still prez
ForgotMyFathersFace11 karma2016-12-09 16:09:40 UTC
This thread got depressing.
aMANescape23 karma2016-12-09 16:15:18 UTC
fact: cows have best friends. and they will always have best friends. so cheer up :)
bteh10 karma2016-12-09 15:58:04 UTC
I see that you have a fledgling beard growing there. are those hairs that you also plan to cut? or will you allow them to realize their potential?
aMANescape31 karma2016-12-09 16:02:14 UTC
call me a racist, but those hairs get treated unequally from the others.
dave_felix9 karma2016-12-09 16:09:16 UTC
Do you feel your ears are lower after each cut?
aMANescape14 karma2016-12-09 16:13:56 UTC
I DO... NOW
SpankMePanky8 karma2016-12-09 16:08:44 UTC
aMANescape10 karma2016-12-09 16:12:30 UTC
ahendler7 karma2016-12-09 16:01:42 UTC
Have you ever punched a Kangaroo?
aMANescape15 karma2016-12-09 16:05:45 UTC
not yet. Gary was brought up with manners
buttertarts1236 karma2016-12-09 16:02:50 UTC
Now these haircuts, when you're getting them, what you doing to represent minority fringe groups?
aMANescape4 karma2016-12-09 16:08:37 UTC
lolly_lag6 karma2016-12-09 16:00:14 UTC
WHICH hair do you get cut?
aMANescape11 karma2016-12-09 16:04:38 UTC
all the hairs ;)
LordTrav6 karma2016-12-09 15:58:27 UTC
What kinda vacuum do you use?
aMANescape19 karma2016-12-09 16:02:29 UTC
a super fancy regular one
colm445 karma2016-12-09 16:09:54 UTC
do you play video games? if so, what are some of your favorites?
aMANescape4 karma2016-12-09 16:16:49 UTC
i do. so over the years i have dedicated quite a considerable amount of time to games such as ZELDA, SKYRIM, and GOLDENEYE. But no other game could ever match the time I have dedicated to MARIO KART 64. I love that game and anyone else who shares my love for it
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My_Fire_Mixtape26 karma2016-12-09 15:46:33 UTC
Yeah, I think we need an actual picture of you getting a hair cut. I don't believe you for one second OP.
aMANescape46 karma2016-12-09 15:47:57 UTC
you'll find from my proof pic that my hair is short enough to not have to brush, yet long enough to look like i am not in the military
festival_cat5 karma2016-12-09 15:56:37 UTC
Favorite children's book?
aMANescape6 karma2016-12-09 16:00:16 UTC
The Twits. I know it's mildly funny at best now. But 5 year old me shat my pants with laughter reading it!! :)
lumphie5 karma2016-12-09 16:09:14 UTC
What is your favourite kind of pizza?
aMANescape5 karma2016-12-09 16:13:45 UTC
pepperoni baby! yehw!!!
wastelander47-745 karma2016-12-09 15:55:04 UTC
How often is sometimes? Once a month?
aMANescape14 karma2016-12-09 15:58:09 UTC
4-8 times a year depending on how much vitamin D I am getting
2cool4life5 karma2016-12-09 15:57:50 UTC
Any new books to recommend?
aMANescape8 karma2016-12-09 16:01:25 UTC
Stephen King has a children's book out soon. Hanging for that one. Wait. it might be out already. anyone know?
Under_the_Milky_Way5 karma2016-12-09 16:09:06 UTC
Do you use spell check, proper grammar and capital letters in your book or will I get cancer again from reading it?
aMANescape3 karma2016-12-09 16:13:26 UTC
i purposefully ignore punctuation, and as a result, consider myself to be in the same echelon as james joyce :D
jbone174 karma2016-12-09 16:08:14 UTC
Do you prefer boneless or bone-in wings?
aMANescape12 karma2016-12-09 16:12:16 UTC
boneless wings??? what a time to be alive
aldbatteredfish3 karma2016-12-09 16:07:45 UTC
Do they swear a lot in the hairdressers you go to?
aMANescape9 karma2016-12-09 16:11:52 UTC
you bet your cunt licking dick they do
TimmyB_3 karma2016-12-09 16:09:20 UTC
What size clipper?
aMANescape10 karma2016-12-09 16:14:11 UTC
7 inch ;)
PUN_INTERRUPTING_COW3 karma2016-12-09 16:04:08 UTC
Do you like white cows with black spots or brown cows with white spots?
aMANescape6 karma2016-12-09 16:11:15 UTC
i love all cows. especially eating them. (soz 1/3 of the earths population)
coolcrushkilla3 karma2016-12-09 16:02:35 UTC
Whats the longest you've gone without getting your hair cut?
aMANescape9 karma2016-12-09 16:07:07 UTC
when I was a teenager, i had long hair and would only get haircuts once a year at best :( my poor hairs felt so neglected
PMmeURDirtyTalkVids3 karma2016-12-09 16:01:49 UTC
Shampoo after? Or just brush off any excess clippings?
aMANescape7 karma2016-12-09 16:06:07 UTC
ocean swim my friend. i tend not to use shampoo that often
Warlizard3 karma2016-12-09 16:10:51 UTC
Be honest, do you ever have a quick tug underneath the smock when your barber / stylist is especially hot?
aMANescape3 karma2016-12-09 16:23:52 UTC
are you kidding me. with those shampoo head massages?? who hasnt?
ShockinglyEfficient3 karma2016-12-09 16:10:49 UTC
I hardly ever get a haircut. Why do you and I wait so damn long to get a haircut? I have my theories.
aMANescape6 karma2016-12-09 16:23:25 UTC
some say it is fear of the unknown. others say it is something else.
lolypuppy3 karma2016-12-09 16:02:44 UTC
make it so that I don't have to brush it. But also. That I don't look like I'm in the military. Please and thank you
make it so that I don't have to brush it. But also. That I don't look like I'm in the military. Please and thank you
Why don you want so you don't have to brush it?
It doesn't take more than a few seconds for me.
And in your pic, you really need to comb it.
aMANescape12 karma2016-12-09 16:07:56 UTC
brushing takes away precious seconds that i could be eating a sandwich or punching a kangaroo
IAmNotStelio2 karma2016-12-09 16:21:33 UTC
Why is the only option on the website "add ALL books to cart"?
aMANescape3 karma2016-12-09 16:29:22 UTC
there are other options... keep cruisin
Talithin2 karma2016-12-09 16:20:25 UTC
aMANescape3 karma2016-12-09 16:26:17 UTC
GenShinigami1 karma2016-12-09 16:10:27 UTC
Do you prefer ham or turkey sandwiches?
aMANescape4 karma2016-12-09 16:20:19 UTC
fuck.... if there was a gun to my head. and i really had to choose... fuckn.... shit... i don't know man... HAM! NO! TURKEY! no fuckit. shoot me
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