IamA Artificial Christmas Tree Manufacturer AMA!
So I'm a artificial christmas tree/wreath/swag manufacturer. We make small tress (1'), big trees (50') and all strange assortments of christmas items.
Since I've shipped out the majority of my goods this year I've got nothing to do but drink eggnog and unwrap presents until next year. AMA!
Edit: Running out for a pint, because us elves like to swashbuckle. Keep them questions coming!
My Proof: http://imgur.com/a/UsdLe