IamA normal, uninteresting redditor. AMA!

BS, i bet OP is actually interesting. Karma whore.

Pshhh

If you had a laxative with your face as the logo, what would it be the name and logo of the laxative?

Let it go - Elsa

Wow! This is the best AMA EVER!!!!!111!!!1!!

SO HaPPY /u/TheFrodo[1] is hErE!!11!!!

u WROTE:

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WhaT Did you Mean?????

PLEASE pLEaSE aNSWER

urdabestest

It meant that I was blind, but I am better now.

How can we be blind if our faces aren't real, OP?

If you try hard enough you'll see.

I have no idea, but it seems the downvote fairies have visited :(

chin up big fella, you'll be right

Thanks, it's good to have nice fans like you

Have ever enjoyed reddit gold?

Not yet...

I have no plans to give you any by the way

I'm ready if you do though

One day...

Probably not any time soon.

Also y dis got so many upvotes everybody like watchin me sad

What is the airspeed of an unlaidin swallow?

7

7 airspeeds? or kiloairspeeds?

Both

Hey /u/TheFrodo, first off, thanks for doing this AmA. We've been waiting for someone of your social standing. Secondly, if given the chance what would you tell your younger self about the future to prepare future you for this AmA? Thanks I'll take my answer off the air

Young self, learn to tie your shoes earlier.

If you were stuck on an island, what uninteresting object would you take with you?

A toaster.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay are you for Sam?

11111

What brought you to reddit? and what kept you here?

I wanted to experience the community and now it is not only my primary news source but also a nice place.

What's your favorite fast food restaurant?

Burger King has fairly good onion rings for fast food.

How does it feel that I'm genuinely interested in my redditor companion?

It's nice.

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Not big on sauces, I dunno

Is the dankness of the meme proportional to its temperature as it burns? Could a meme theoretically melt something like steel beams of it were dank enough?

It is.

If the recommended amount of dankity is achieved (desirably 420 degrees) then yes, it can melt steel beams, unlike Jet Fuel.

Why do the "fun-sized" Laffy Taffys taste completely different than full-sized Laffy Taffy bars?

There's nothing fun about being small, so Wonka wanted to change the stereotype.

Edit: misunderstood question. The reason is because they want people to pay more to get boh.

Xbox, Ps4, PC, or WiiU?

PC and Wii U are tied. Smash ain't no joke!

is the new super smash bros worth buying a Wii U?

Absolutely. It is amazing, and then there are other great games like MK8 and SM3DW.

Did Nintendo decide to save money by abbreviating all game titles?

Yeah, less text and printing stuff.

Everyone knows there's only one right answer. PS FTW

I betray

what's your go-to midnight snack?

Sleep

What's your thoughts on cheese?

Swiss ftw.

Do you prefer your pizza hot or cold?

Hot

If you had to get away with murder, how would you do it?

How would I do the murder, or how would I get away with it?

Are you worried that your post and comment history will be combed through and you'll be judged unfairly?

I dunno. My history is pretty great soo...

What do you do for a living?

Not much.

why?

Because I felt like it. Seemed fun.

How big do you think Howard Stern penis is?

7

Do you know who The Stig actually is?

No :/

If you could do it all over again, would you?

No. I like things how they happened

Boxers or briefs?

Boxers

Sticky, wet, square, 72, or moose?

Yes

For how long?

7

No way, I AM the normal and uninteresting redditor. Why did you say that you are the nomal and uninteresting?

Nothing exciting has ever happened to me

Button?

I pressed it.

What is the colour of your shirt?

White.

Followup question!

What colour do you wish it would be?

I like blue shirts, but white is okay.

Can we pls pls pls pls pls see pictures of your sexual reproductive organs?

Nah

How big is your penis?

No

Who do you like?

Bob Dylan.

Cats?

I have 2. Awesome little guys.

How's the weather?

Thunderstormy and loud.

How old are you?

All of the age.

Besides masturbating, video games, and internet stuff, what do you do with all your downtime?

Watch TV. Disney movies man!

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What have I got in my pocket?

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Is it me you're looking for?

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I can see it in your eyes...

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And life.

I can see it in your eyes

I can see it in your smile.

How far would you go to become a millionaire?

Unsure, really. I wouldn't kill or do anything illegal, but I would do things within the law.

Would you not steal a candy bar to become a millionaire?

Possibly...

Favorite James Bond actor?

Never seen a film, but I assume Sean Connery.