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EggheadDash444 karma

Looks like we hugged it.

EggheadDash131 karma

Can confirm: Texas is fucking huge. Saying you're based in Texas is like saying you're based in Australia.

Source: Live in Denton (near Dallas)

Edit: bunch of people asking me where near Dallas

Edit 2: bunch of people also informing me that Australia is in fact larger than the entire US. Will Peru work better?

EggheadDash128 karma

When you paid $14,000 to have your husband murdered, it's hard to claim that you're barely scraping by. Sorry for your loss OP.

EggheadDash93 karma

Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you should too. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "fedora family" you're referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to highly intelligent intellectual like myself.

So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people "say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?" Let's get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too.

EggheadDash33 karma

Clearly the correct answer is 100 Waddles-sized Waddles. Because Waddles is the most adorable animal ever. With Mabel they are unstoppable.