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tacomalvado290 karma

I'm very sorry, but I'm in tears from how hard I'm laughing.

tacomalvado41 karma

They have significantly less ostriches than you guys, and they plan to keep theirs long term. It's probably worth all the time and effort for them to train their killer birds to not be so killer.

tacomalvado41 karma

the depression that comes with living in Las Vegas.

I use to live in Vegas. That was too real.

tacomalvado19 karma

If you had a laxative with your face as the logo, what would it be the name and logo of the laxative?

tacomalvado5 karma

What's a happy memory with your parents and brother that you would like to share?