IamA Toaster, AMA!
My short bio: My mother was a factory and I grew up on the bad side of a toaster factory until my new family adopted me.
My Proof: http://i.imgur.com/XF6LxEV.jpg
EDIT: I'm going through toaster school right now, so excuse me if I don't answer some questions for a point of time.
EDIT #2: As a toaster, I have a busy job toasting so I'm going to be answering questions through out the day.
EDIT #3: Wow! I didn't expect a toaster like myself would get this much attention aswell as reddit gold! Thanks so much. I will continue answering your questions until later tonight.
EDIT #4: I'll still be answering questions on here but if you wan't to ask me more questions in the future you can always post something on /r/ToasterQuestions