My short bio: I used to work for a portapot company owned by my step-family. My dad has worked in the field for the past 6 years. I have plenty of stories, both mine and his. AMA!

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fat_ass_mcgee12 karma

What new job did you get after working with portapotties? Do you miss it? And not really a question but a comment: I saw a truck carrying a tank for pumping septic that said, stool bus - no kids inside. I still think that's funny.

teabag4giggles29 karma

I work IT at a college.

Yes I kind of miss it. I love driving, and the main part of that job was driving for long periods of time and stopping at a location for about 10 minutes, repeat. The only part I don't miss is being the yard bitch when my stepmom's dad (the owner) came back. He didn't trust me enough to let me actually go out, and I was stuck picking up trash and mechanic-ing.

On a side note, they wanted their slogan to be "Yesterday's meals on wheels."

Stumpledumpus7 karma

It seems like porta-potty companies try to outdo themselves with the funniest, punniest names for their company. What's the best one you've seen?

teabag4giggles7 karma

Aside from the one I worked at, I haven't really seen very many funny ones :P

Side note: I won't give out the name of the one I worked at since it is owned by my family and that would lead back to me. Sorry :(

Stumpledumpus8 karma

Ah, that's a shame! I went on a cross-country trip a few years ago and saw probably half a dozen pretty good ones.

  • Royal Flush
  • Scotty's Potties ("We're #1 in the #2 Business")
  • Johnny On The Spot


teabag4giggles2 karma

I definitely like that second one :P

PounderMcNasty7 karma

Did you ever run into this guy?

teabag4giggles22 karma

Jesus. How can any amount of pussy be worth that. What is wrong with people.

FetusChrist6 karma

Back in the day we always found it absolutely hilarious to drop large rocks (baseballish size) down the vent while our buddies were doing their business causing a splash of nasty liquid and several curses. Now friends and coworkers obviously deserve it so no regrets there. But how much of an asshole were we to the guy who had to clean it out?

teabag4giggles10 karma

Very much. They had to reach their hand inside of that toilet and grab that shit covered rock out of there :( if the rock was light enough, it might even get somewhat sucked up and clog/break the hose.

FetusChrist3 karma

:( Sorry if you had to deal with that at any green river sites.

teabag4giggles3 karma

haha no problem. I don't think they went to Green River very often so hopefully nobody I knew had to worry about it :P

Shwiny6 karma

Have you ever had a port a pot fall over and its contents spill everywhere? How common is this?

teabag4giggles13 karma

Being in Wyoming, the wind was a bitch. We always used metal stakes that we pounded into the ground and bailing twine so that they were tight to the ground, but they would occasionally blow over. It really isn't that common. We (usually) serviced them about once a week, so if it did blow over, it would be dried by the time we got to it. We would just switch it out with a clean one and take it back to the yard where (usually me....) could powerwash them out.

Shwiny4 karma


teabag4giggles13 karma

I got really good at holding my breath.

Dtrexxx5 karma

What is the most disgusting story working you could share with us?

teabag4giggles8 karma

Definitely going to a construction site where they were building a new school. Construction workers are nasty mofos. They would run out of toilet paper, and just leave piles of used toilet paper laying around. Also, the smell. oh my god, the smell.

methuzia3 karma

When the bathrooms are built, the toilets are installed before the water is turned on. Doesnt stop dome of those cretins from dropping a deuce or two into a waterless toilet, with no trace of TP in sight.

teabag4giggles4 karma

Funny story. While you are sucking them out, people will come behind you and shit in the empty portapot you just cleaned. There is no water, no toilet paper, and there are portapots that we haven't got to yet about three feet away. It's frustrating because then they get mad at us. You sat there and watched me take everything out of there! Did you see me put anything back in yet? No? Then obviously it's still empty.

Words_of_err_4 karma

What was the least obvious part of your job?

teabag4giggles7 karma

When people throw trash into the toilet, we have to pull that shit out with our hands. Please don't do it. It fucking sucks.

Epicallytossed4 karma

What was the grossest thing you have ever seen while moving them?

teabag4giggles12 karma

On the Mormon trek. I'm pretty sure they all got their period at the same time. bloody murder scene in the toilet. They only use pads, and they get stuck in the wand.

teabag4giggles1 karma

I just remembered a story that my dad told me. They do rendezvous every year, and everyone who goes there gets drunk. Apparently some drunk people like to smear shit all over the walls.

Also, drunk women take out their tampon and draw on the walls with them. What the hell.

Spooky4You4 karma

Have you ever heard of one of the trucks used for moving the waste getting into an accident while it was loaded? Did shit get everywhere?

teabag4giggles6 karma

They get into accidents quite frequently, actually. I haven't heard of any of the tanks rupturing, though. They are made, usually, with pretty solid steel and it would take a lot to cause a rupture.

Spooky4You2 karma

Did you ever get into an accident while driving one?

teabag4giggles3 karma

No. I didn't get to drive very often, but when I did I was extremely careful. We always had someone outside of the truck while backing up, and took several safety precautions while driving.

Spooky4You3 karma

Cool. Thanks for doing this!

teabag4giggles2 karma

No problem, glad you liked it :P

Jpatrich24 karma

What is the retention rate of a portapot servicers? Are there people who are servicers for life?

teabag4giggles9 karma

Where I'm from, there aren't much other jobs available. They tend to stay unless they get a job out at the mines ore (haha) they get fired. My dad has been there for quite a while and I'm pretty sure he is going to work there until he retires.

TheHatMeister4 karma

What's the strangest thing you've found in a port-a-john?

teabag4giggles5 karma

Expensive jewelry. Like, something upwards of 3-4 hundred dollars.

There are also a lot of drugs/paraphernalia that people dump :P (crack pipes, bongs, bags of weed, etc.)

StupidSexyFlanders147 karma

So how does your girlfriend like her new necklace?

teabag4giggles1 karma

Hahahaha. I would never take anything home that has been covered in shit. My dad, however... Once he found a really expensive knife, washed it off, and now he uses it for everything.

SephYuyX4 karma

You said you have lots of stories. What's your favorite?

teabag4giggles14 karma

My dad and co-worker were coming in because their tank was full, and I guess that the drain pipe was clogged. My dad went back into the truck and started up the pump but put it in reverse so that it would build up pressure, and waited about 5 minutes.

After he turned off the pump, he went to the back and the co-worker told him, "Okay [my dad], turn the handle slowly." My dad, for whatever reason, decided not to listen to him. He cranks the handle open, and shit ejects out of the tank completely covering the co-worker.

He was completely drenched in shit. In his mouth, his eyes, up his nose, drenched. They still had to go do more sites, but the boss took one look at the co-worker and told him to go home and take a shower because he reeked. He had to drive home, so he also covered the inside of his truck in shit.

TL;DR Dad doesn't listen, covers co-worker in shit.

p1g_f0rky3 karma

Have you ever had someone push the portapot over when someone was inside for a prank? Can the chemicals covering someone become life-threatening?

teabag4giggles2 karma

Usually we have them strapped down pretty tight, sometimes so tight that it is pushing in the top :P it would be pretty hard to tip one over because of that.

I don't think the chemicals would be life-threatening, they would most likely go shower or something right away anyway. At least I would...

Gaarulf3 karma

Was at a festival where there were lots of rain causing mud. This made every portapotty seem like a bad accident. How do you clean that up?

teabag4giggles3 karma

If it is super bad, we just take a bucket of water and splash it around in there. After that, we spray disinfectant and wipe everything off.

XNCDX3 karma

What's the weirdest thing you saw someone do/ saw the result of, in a port-a-john? Also, how'd you get into the business?

teabag4giggles5 karma

Well, while I was there my coworker and I were in charge of servicing about 50 portapots for the Mormon trek. Imagine this. Tons of hormonal teenagers, all stuck together for about a week. We would service a portapot, and there would be shoeprints on the toilet seat, or spread so that they were on either side. We could only assume what was going on, but it's not hard to guess.

I got into the business because my stepmom's family owns the company, and I was tired of fast food. Plus, it paid pretty damn good for someone right out of high school.

XNCDX5 karma

Oh that's nasty. You say you used to work in the port-a-john industry. What do you do now, if you don't mind me asking?

teabag4giggles5 karma

I work in IT at a college. Smells a lot nicer :)

XNCDX2 karma

Idk man, nerd sweat tends to be pretty acidic.

teabag4giggles10 karma

Have you gone in a portapot at a construction site? Nerd sweat smells like roses.

AssFromThePast2 karma

For the shoeprints, at least on my job sites a lot of south american workers stand on the top of the tank and squat over the seat to offload

teabag4giggles1 karma


But yea I don't think that's why they were there :P it was mostly overly Mormon people that wanted to "Get in touch with their faith" and I doubt they would be doing that.

Wasarym1 karma

Just on the seat? Could have been a bunch of kids wanting to see if they could all fit inside.

teabag4giggles1 karma

It definitely could have been. Didn't think of that. But, on the other hand, why would they want to see how many people could fit inside of a portapot?

Svusoccer553 karma

What are the benefits/downfalls of working this type of job??

teabag4giggles7 karma

Benefits: it pays quite well, plus you are basically getting paid to drive and then do a ten minutes of work at a time.

Downfalls: it stinks. People don't respect you. People are grossed out by what you do. Long days (your day ends when you finish your route. I worked from 8 am to 11 pm multiple times.)

Meatchris3 karma

teabag4giggles1 karma

No, I haven't seen it. It did bring back some memories though :P from what I saw it's pretty accurate.

Fun fact: In order to climb inside of the shit tanks, you actually need some sort of certification. The gas from all of the shit can actually make you pass out and die.

Orthonut3 karma

From the bottom of my grew up at horse shows and rodeos heart, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

Also I'm so sorry for all those assholes who put their sanitary products and trash in the tank, who draw in the plastic, who graffiti them, who smear them with foul substances, and who can't fucking get their shit and piss in the right hole (you have ONE JOB people lol)

You are my working out at the far end of rodeo parking and braiding/manscaping horses at 0300 potty saviour.

Did you like the driving around to different locations part?

Did you have any favourite locations or customers?

teabag4giggles2 karma

Yea the driving is pretty nice. Usually I would be with a coworker, so we would just BS the entire time. It was good fun.

My favorite location was doing the Mormon trek. It was a 20 minute drive, with 10-30 minute drives between sites. Plus, usually we got overtime because there were 50 pots and it took about 14-15 hours to do all of them.

Dr_Venture_PhD2 karma

What is in that blue stuff, and why doesn't it work for smells?

teabag4giggles7 karma

I never really asked about what was in it, but I do know the purpose. It is basically just for breaking down the toilet paper. I would assume it has some sort of acid or base in it. I do know that when one of the pouches breaks open, it gets fucking EVERYWHERE.

They aren't supposed to help with the smell, believe it or not. The thing that is supposed to help with the smell is usually heavily scented air freshener disks or (what we used) scented urinal splash guards. They smell pretty good for a while, but as you can imagine shit smell is pretty strong :P

tojoso7 karma

I actually work for a "blue stuff" manufacturer up in Canada. And ours does indeed help with smell, but we make discs and a wall spray for additional smell cover-up, too. We'll be at the Pumper show in a few weeks in Indianapolis (it's actually called WWETT now), come by our booth!

teabag4giggles4 karma

What are they made of if you don't mind me asking?

Dr_Venture_PhD1 karma

I recently learned that the smells would be better if people shut the lid. In your experience did that help?

teabag4giggles1 karma

Not really. The urinal and goes into the same place as the toilet part, and the smell finds a way to get out.

woundedduck102 karma

Have you ever reversed your pump on your truck and blew nasty shit water all over an unsuspecting victim, al la Ready to Rumble?

teabag4giggles8 karma

Sadly, no. Usually the only time we are using the pump was when we were actually sucking out the shit, and I had heard enough stories of people having it blow instead of suck and getting covered in shit. I was veeeeerrrrry careful.

EDIT: I don't know why I said sadly. I'm pretty happy it didn't happen

DKM_Eby2 karma

I once had sex in a porta-potty at a rock concert in Timmins Ontario. Did you ever walk in on people doing this, or suspect them? If so, could you do anything other than forcefully ask them to leave?

teabag4giggles2 karma

We never actually saw anyone doing anything in them. However, there were "hints" that it had been happening. I think we would just wait for them to be done and then do our job as usual haha

knotacrook2 karma

Do you find cell phones every day?

teabag4giggles2 karma

I actually haven't heard of anyone I know finding phones inside of one. I don't think people just try to get in and out as fast as possible haha

AssFromThePast2 karma

What's the best or funniest bullshit you've seen written on the walls?

teabag4giggles1 karma

The majority of it is in spanish :(

Other than that, people trash talk their boss a lot. They have whole conversations (kind of like passing notes in high school)

AssFromThePast2 karma

Ha sounds about right. I do construction so i see the inside of portopots very often

teabag4giggles1 karma

How can you see without the smell burning your eyes out..

ClamCrackingClown1 karma


teabag4giggles1 karma

Not that I knew of. I did get sick a couple times, but I didn't worry too much about it and just waited for it to go away so that I could go back to work.

yomaster191 karma

What is something that you think should have existed to help make your job easier? Does this exist now?

teabag4giggles2 karma

The only thing I could think of would be the "blue stuff" that actually isn't blue. When it gets on something, it is extremely hard to get it off. Using water just makes it worse. It can take an extra 5-10 minutes to completely clean it off of everything.

I'd bet that it exists, but I've never seen it so I don't know for sure.

Eneity1 karma

Has one ever exploded? Completely covering you in slimy shit?

teabag4giggles1 karma

Thank god no.