methuzia

Your exclamation mark reads as excitement. My thoughts are much more pure horror though.

Not ironic. Dancing you removed the mystery. The hottest girls in a strip club are the bartenders, because they require my imagination. The mystery is sexy, seeing exactly what is being offered removed that part of the experience. At least that is how experience has always been.

You know, I thought the question was incredibly retarded before your explanation. Like, your deaf, so your reproductive system doesn't work, right? But you explain it like this, and I understand the general intent behind the original question. I'm not saying that its a valid question, or something that requires a well thought resoknse any more than "fuck off asshole", but I get the original point of the inquiry.

Going a step further to a realistic question, are there hearing impaired-specific baby monitors? Like, it detects your child crying, and on the parents end, instead of being a speaker, a strobe light starts flashing? Those are handy for fully auditory parents, I imagine there is a similar thing for those without hearing also?

...were you?

Fake tits are fine enough, but if my goal is you in bed, I've never seen a fake rack that had the bounce that deal ones do. They just exist, and don't have much character.