IamA pornstar Tory Lane AMA!

Seriously do any of you actually like anal?

I love it. I was doing it long before I got in the business.

What is the smallest dick you have ever taken? What is it enjoyable?

Yours baby. I didn't feel a thing but the conversation was great.

If I flip a coin, what's the chance that I'll get head?

50 percent... I went to Harvard. ^{actually my friend told me the answer}

Not a question, but this is pretty much the greatest .gif I've ever seen...and it's of YOU! http://i.imgur.com/VZlhgXl.jpg

Skills baby. Lost my gag reflex years ago.

Hi Tory! Have you ever done any sex for money outside of films either as an escort or as a legal prostitute? Please be honest.

If so, what was the experience like?

I'd be lying if I said no. It's like shooting scene but with less lights and random people standing around.

Thanks for being honest Tory. May I ask how much he/she paid? :)

Less than a Cadillac but more than a Yugo.

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Cute.

Any horror stories from on set you'd be willing to share?

I was in the kitchen getting my makeup done and Cytheria was doing an anal scene in the other room. She ended up shitting all over the guy. The house stunk up so bad that they had to cancel the rest of the day and re-shoot the next day. The location house owners were super fucking pissed.

No questions, just thank you.

You're welcome, baby. :-)

Because of this comment, my life is complete.

It touches my heart to touch others...

Do you have any interesting stories from being recognized off set?

When I am walking through the airport, I think its funny when a husband does a double take and the wife has no idea who I am.

Thanks for your questions. I had fun!

Would you be interested in going on a podcast with 100,000 viewers?

Sure, PM me.

Big fan here. Could you send me a picture of you naked? I would feel so special, thanks.

Sure baby. Here you go...

Has there ever been a guy that was so star struck by you that he embarrassed himself or ruined a shoot?

Yes, it happens sometimes. I was on a shoot the other day where the guy couldn't get it up because I was supposed to be a mean bitch to him. When that happens, I may break out the strap on and treat him like the bitch he is.

When you have sex off set are guys often dissapointed that your real orgasms don't seem as Earth shatteringly awesome as they supposedly are on film?

Do you know something I don't know? All my orgasms are Earth shatteringly awesome!

Ha, good point. I should have said are guys so used to seeing the exaggerated "porno style" orgasm that they're taken aback when you have a more normal reaction to it IRL?

Guys know the difference between shooting a scene and real life. If you make me cum in real life, you'll know it.

Is there really a secret penis enlargement trick, or do you just pick the guys with naturally big dicks?

I have a good time with small and big. I'm not a size-ist.

Do you enjoy guacamole? This is a serious and must know question.

I love it. I'm from South Florida.

Not a question but... One of your first naughtyamerica scenes was the first internet porn scene I ever watched, so you hold a special place in my genitals (I was going to say heart but it didn't feel right). Thanks for being a pornstar, I guess!

Thanks baby.

Do you eat Mac & Cheese with a spoon or fork?

When I'm stoned, with my hand.

Kraft Dinner or genetic? Edit: generic

Kraft all the way. Is there really another?

Tory, what would your dream job be?

When I was in school and took the career aptitude test it said I should be a prison guard. I guess porn is pretty similar. My dream job is to be a trophy wife. I guess Charlie Sheen is not an option anymore.

Why did you become a pornstar? Is it just for the easy money or do you feel you're providing a service for mankind?

Both. Plus I bought a lot of stock in Kleenex when I was younger. I am filthy rich.

NEVER. EVER. GO TO MEXICO...and do a donkey show. NEVER.

NOT EVEN ONCE.

I'm actually going to Mexico this weekend. Thanks for the heads up! I will watch out for the donkeys.

Hey Tory. I like the way you work it. Thanks for doing this.

If you could have sex with any celebrity, male or female, who would it be and why?

John Cusack, so we could merge our IamA's.

Tory, what is the best way a guy can approach you? Like out of the blue

With a large... wad of cash, model release, and a bottle of Cristal. lol

Sorry you got downvoted They're just mad that you didn't say you wanted them to tip le fedora.

This is my first day on reddit. I don't know the secret knock.

Do you smoke blunts in between scenes?

YES

Where is your favorite place to go on vacation?

Australia baby!

If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?

I would want to be able to read minds like Professor X.

did you choose your name to sound like Mystery Lane on purpose or was that just a happy accident?

My best friend in elementary school was named Tory. When I got into the industry my agent, Derek, said I needed a last name. We went with Freedland and I didn't like the name so I switched it to Lane. I never heard Mystery Lane before, I like that.

Where is your favorite place to vacation that no one would expect? Thanks from CT!

Noosa QLD

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Why? What state are you from?

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Can't argue with that. I have a good friend in Gawler.

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No, is it a winery?

I wish you'd do something a little more vanilla. When I was younger, i remember you being in some standard naughty secretary thing and it was awesome. But you're way too dirty for my taste now! go back to normal stuff lol

I do what I am asked to do and what I am paid to do. The gonzo stuff is what they want me to do.

Thoughts on porn getting more personalized with technology? e.g. I Skype shows. Have you ever done one?

I do them all the time. Technology is killing mainstream porn but empowering the talent. It cuts out the middle man and let's almost anyone work from home.

What’s your favorite part of your job? Does it have any perks?

Favorite part: making people happy

Perks: not waiting in line at the club

There isn't much I haven't done or won't do

What is something you wouldnt do?

Baby fetish creeps me out.

Which novel is your favorite in the "Song of Ice and Fire" series?

I watch the show on HBO. Loved the Red Wedding episode.

Me do'nt reed buuks.

What's the most mainstream (if any) thing you've ever done?

I've done some music videos.

Care to do lunch sometime?

I do lunch every day.