IamA: i have triorchidism(three testicles) AMA!

Just the one penis though? yawn

only one penis. it's not the biggest or the best penis, but he's a fine penis, and he's served me well.

With our usernames we'd make a formidable super hero team

we could be the crotch of justice.

I'm pretty sure you'd get an 8.4 for that movie on imdb

speaking of extra balls and movies... there is actually a porno called E3: the extra testicle. enjoy.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0136100/

I don't know how I should feel about this.

well, just don't be crotchety. that's our job.

Two dick guy has set an impossible standard.

If these two guys made a porn together, what would it be called I wonder?

Meatception.

You've got some balls, coming here.

i am slightly more ballsy than most.

one third more ballsy actually, and 3 times as ballsy as some guys too!

edit: I don't math well

Infinitely more balls than most women

My boobs would like to speak to you.

my nuts would probably respond.

How ballsie we talkin

not as ballsy as your namesake good sir, but as you can see from the picture, (i have fairly large hands) and that's quite a handful. so pretty, pretty, prettttty ballsy. (in my best larry david, of course).

2 dicks, 3 balls, whats next, 4 boobs??? please be 4 boobs..

that'd be udderly fantastic.

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tits.

uhh.. uhh. i froze up, i cannot think of a followup pun. HELP ME!! :(

you should mooove over if you can't handle it.

You and double dick dude should make a porno

i'm good on that. in me personal sex scenarios i tend to limit it to one dick in the room.

I would actually pay to see that. So much genitalia.

Totally read that as "such genitalia"

I was gonna comment

very testicles

Wow.

Such reproduction.

much balls. so sweaty.

Not if you prefer the female type.

i prefer the female type, but i'd have to watch it at least once.

So we found out where Lance Armstrong's missing testicle went.

i got his tour de france titles too. mwahahahaaaaaaaaa.

After being hit in the testes, have you ever made the joke, "Let me just check something... 1...2...and 3"?

more times than i can count. hahaa.

Do you feel lucky to be one of 200 cases of triorchidism in medical history?

it's a few higher than that i believe now, but yet. but oddly enough, a really good buddy of mine, grew up in same town, also has this. we'd know each other for years before realizing it. now we have a special handshake. (no homo)

Hi three!

helllloooooooo

I got a couple questions:

1) When you ejaculate, is it any different than the average male's ejaculation? For example, is there a larger volume of cum or higher sperm count? Does it look extra thick?

2) Do you think the sperm from each testicle is as good? Would the extra testicle's sperm be duds or yield offspring that might have birth defects?

3) Do you get more testosterone, and would you consider yourself more "macho" than other guys?

4) Would you consider yourself easily aroused or a fast finisher?

5) Do you have to milk yourself more frequently to prevent prostate inflamation?

while i've given most of these answers already, and fairly wittier, i'll still answer, but with the cliff notes version: 1- pretty normal from what i'm told. 2- it's good enough that i had a healthy child. no defects, no health issues. from tests of my sperm years ago, my sperm all looked to be healthy and normal. (though i do not plan on having any more children) 3- no more testosterone. but i tend to do a lot more dumbass "macho" shit than other people... but that's a unrelated issue i think. 4- no, pretty standard. other than the extra lump and crowded underoos, not much abnormal.

I added a 5th question when I remembered a highlight from double dick dude:

Do you need to milk yourself more frequently to prevent prostate inflamation?

no. there's no extra production. (milk myself... lol...) i beat my dick like it owes me money out of pure enjoyment, not out of necessity.

Do you have nine toes?

i do. and if you buy those 9, i throw in the 10th one for free.

You should say your photo is NSFW. Someone may get in trouble opening that link at work.

My question for you is does that affect your sex life at all?

well, i figure anyone looking at a post about three balls and looking for picture proof has some inclination it may be shots of my low hangin fruit. but point taken. will edit.

doesn't effect my sex life in any real physical manner, other than it's a neat little sideshow attraction that interests some females into further exploration.

it's a neat little sideshow attraction that interests some females into further exploration.

Are you saying it makes them want to "poke around" in back?

no, it hasn't ever lead to that.

Well, you'll get there eventually. We all do.

well, i guess it'd depend on the situation. not saying i wouldn't. not saying i would. totally noncommittal, alcohol intake and hotness of chick would be relevant factors. hahaha.

You should go to bars with a tshirt that says I HAVE THREE TESTICLES, AMA.

i've used my balls to make bets and win drinks and love alike. it's always a good time dropping my pants in a room full of eager stranger with their eyes fixed on my crotch. at this point i no longer really need a shirt... most people are aware of my situation.

Today: Everybody checking to see if they have a third nut.

i check multiples times a day just to make sure mine's still there.

You should get a Tri-Force tattoo'd onto your ballsack...

For us? Please?

lol. i tried once a few years back. couldn't find an artist that wanted to handle my balls. maybe i'll try again. i'm not totally opposed.

Did you happen to see the two penis guy's AMA?

yes. it was my commenting in that thread, followed by someone asking me in there, that lead me to do this. (diff user name. had to make new acct)

Boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs?

boxer briefs. briefs too confining, boxers too much freedom, shit gets tangled. boxer briefs to keep it all where it needs to be and less clacking around.

have you considered cutting one off and wearing it as a necklace?

i've considered donating it to a friend with one ball. but then i think how attached i am to it and say fuck it.

No question. just an internet high-five.

reciprocates high five. nod.

Your username is fantastic by the way.

thanks

2 vaginas, 2 dicks, now 3 testicles!

What's next, reddit, WHAT'S NEXT!?!?!

i wont be happy until i see a man with a dick on one thigh, a vagina on the other thigh, and he's fucking himself while doing the funky chicken. that is my dream.

Do you produce 150% more semen than the average man?

no. just 150% more awesomeness.

What's the worst and best thing about having 3 balls?

best... they've been used to win me bar bets and entice women into sexy situations... worst... it's crowded. and i've sat on them way too many times.

When did you realise that your balls were unusual? Were your parents pretty upfront about it?

they had no idea. it's not easily detectable unless you're looking for it. mine was discovered after a particularly horrible shot to the nuts during a baseball game. was concerned it was a ruptured testicle. while doing a sonogram they discovered it was an extra.

Was your mind totally blown?

not really. i was too young to really care or take into mind everything it would eventually encompass. i was pretty damn reserved about it for the long time. coincidentally, til about the time i discovered alcohol... my good old friend alcohol convinced me to start waving them around like a proud flag. i'm more amazed by it today in reflection than i was finding out.

Like a proud flag

You, sir, are magnificent.

shame and fucks to give. i have neither. lol.

Can my brother have your third testicle? He's down to one and needs it.

i wouldn't feel comfortable with my testicle in your brother's sac. sorry.

Don't be a ball-hog

while i love someone begging for my nuts, it's weird that it's for your brother. just sayin. or is it for your "brother".

But... you have extra

that's like telling a chick with DDs that's she's got extra. it's not extra. it's right where it's supposed to be.

Yeah, but if she had 3 tits...

it'd be like destroying the mona lisa.

Is it a disease or a feature?

just bonus material. it's developed and fully functioning. someone asked if i'd ever considered having it removed, and i said no, cause there's nothing malicious about it at all.

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not quite. i prefer "action bastard".

Have you ever been rejected for sex due to the 3rd ball? Has it ever been a bigger turn on to other women?

never been a deal breaker, no. but yes, it has been a kink for some girls. definitely seems to draw more oral sex attention if they know about it beforehand.

Do you tell a girl before you sleep with her?

If not, what is the typical reaction when they find out?

most i think i have. it's kind of a widely known thing, i don't hide it. i've been known to prove it in public places when asked.

and unless i tell someone, there's not much chance of them ever knowing. even when fiddling around down there, unless you're looking for it, it doesn't stand out.

Do they try to fit the double ball into their mouth? Or all three?

^{Because I would.}

it is a challenge some women have taken it upon themselves to conquer. i humbly oblige any and all willing contestants.

Do you ask you ladies if they like their tea strong?

if they're ready to drink my tea, there's only one way to take it. strong.

well, since i unexpectedly and uncomfortably took pics of my balls, anyone have any bright ideas where i should x-post them? since they're out there i might as well air them out.

The fascination with people who possess extraneous genitals tells you all you need to know about reddit. We're like the Ringling Brothers meets Maury Povich on the internet.

i'd be down to join that freakshow. my unitard would have to be crotchless.

and dozens of people who have touched them and felt it

What kind of people are you hanging around?

curious and shameless people. the finest of the fine folk.

Are there any jokes you or others have made pertaining to your anatomical anomaly?

nothing that stands out in my mind. stupid little inside jokes with friends and stuff. but nothing specific.

Do all three hang at different levels (e.g. right to left high, low, middle) or does it go high-low-high/low-high-low?

single one kinda hangs at the median level... the pair sharing the vas deferens kind hang one on top of each other, one a bit higher, one a bit lower than the free hanger. when it gets cold and they shrivel up the kinda stack front to back instead of top to bottom.

What's your sexual preference?

Just wanted to know for the guy who has two dicks.

i'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. i love vagina. sorry double dick dude.

Do all 3 work?

Have u named them? Maybe huey duey and luey?

i've had girlfriends name them, nothing really stuck that i cared for. i generally refer to them collectively as the trifecta or the triforce.

But do all 3 work?

yes. all three function normally.

How much cum do you produce?

there's really only two ways to find out.... handjob.... or read the answer on one of the other 8 times i've answered this.

my advice... if you want something done right...

Tits or Ass?

why not both?

Why not all three?

touché

your name isn't ted right ? Because if it was it be triple testicle ted or if your name was Saul it would be triball saul.

no. no clever name-to-nuts reference applicable.

BUFFALO SOLDIER!!!

dreadlock rasta.

Your new nickname is "E3 the extra testicle"!

i made reference and posted the IMDB link to that movie in another comment. lol.

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nah. there's not secret moral or ethical enhancement buried in my extra fruity pebbles. i'm just a normal douche with my random moments of decency.

Do you still find the three testicle scene from Austin Powers funny or just normal?

it was funny the first 50 times i saw it.... like everything else, it gets old.

Do you run a higher risk of developing testicular cancer?

it's not a common enough thing to do an intensive study on it i guess, but from what i know, because it's descended, and it's functioning, i'm not high risk. there's other forms where it's not functioning and may not drop, and they're at higher risk for developing testicular cancer and prostate issues. but i don't know a lot of detail about it because it's not something i've had to deal with, all my plumbing is functioning tip top.

What has been the best real life reaction to you showing/ telling somebody?

well, while it's not unusual for chicks to want to touch for confirmation, i don't normally get guys that want to. so, i showed a friend of mine one night, big bearded dude, very hetero, he was in such shock/disbelief he actually got a couple fingers pokin in my beanbag before i realized what was going on. whole time his jaw was dropped like a kid meeting mickey mouse for the first time. was in a kitchen full of people, so it got quite the uproar of a reaction.

Boxers or briefs?

boxer briefs. briefs too tight. boxers too lose. need steady support. lol.

When you talk to people, do they ever reference this scene from My Big Fat Greek Wedding? Exo tria arxidia!

no, never had any reference to MBFGW. never actually seen the movie.

I think this maybe my favorite AMA of all time

this is the almond joy of AMAs. it's got nuts.

Do you have a higher sperm count, or give more ejaculate than someone with two balls?

no

how great is it?

it's got it's perks. but mostly just fuckin awesome.

Did you sing for Crash Test Dummies? :)

nope. he's got a few years on me.

Dang! :) Well, at least you'll always have a spare

more of a strio. rimshot

which is your favorite?

that's like asking a parent to choose a favorite child. can't do it.