jeffsnotfaking

The little buttons that pedestrians press when they need to cross the street... Do those really work?

Does it make the light change quicker? What about if you press it repeatedly?

What is the first song you ever learned how to play on guitar? Thanks for doing this!!!

Just wanted to start by saying hello, and thank you for what you do! I have a few questions if you don't mind..

1. Why do you refuse to see "The Call"?

2. Are there any frequent callers that know you by name?

3. What do you do between calls? Are you allowed to browse the internet?

Thank you!

Do you tell a girl before you sleep with her?

If not, what is the typical reaction when they find out?