I'm the guy with two penises. The original post was here: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1u3rj2/man_with_2_penises/

FAQ: Both are 100% functional. What I was born with is called Diphallia. I did NOT absorb a twin. It's not genetic or inherited. I am bisexual and in a committed relationship with a man and a woman, but have permission to stray only with James Franco... wherever he is. :)

My Proof: http://i.imgur.com/A5IdNU7.jpg (NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/0pEACyI.jpg (NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/x2NNn9P.jpg (NSFW) http://i.imgur.com/9FA7NJr.jpg (NSFW)

Follow Me: Outside of Reddit, only two places @DiphallicDude on Twitter. Or diphallicdude.tumblr.com


UPDATED PIC 4/4/2014 http://t.co/7LOy7LNSzV (NSFW) 1 1/2 inches longer

UPDATE: AMA Continues on my Twitter @DiphallicDude.

UPDATE: My book on Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00R8A2HVK

Comments: 17072 • Responses: 76  • Date: 

Diemac7803 karma

I bet your dad won all the arguments if any other parent compared their kids to you.

"well Andrew, my kid has two dicks. So Andy Jr. can suck it twice."

Edit: Thank you so much for the gold. Fuck. I doubt you can see it now, but I just realized I have it. (mobile Reddit diode)

DoubleDickDude4400 karma

LOLLOLOL I'll have to ask him.

InscrutableTed7346 karma

Just to summarize what we've learnt.

He's bisexual. He's attractive. He's lives in a threesome. He likes fisting others and being fisted. He likes putting things down his urethra. He casually mentions the time six people had sex with him simultaneously. He shoots 12 times when he cums. Straight men magically turn bicurious around him.

And on top of that, he has two penises.

Well played, God. Good to know you didn't waste that extra penis on a prude.

DoubleDickDude2917 karma

LOL! oh that last part was the best. lol Thank you for that! :)

10ac6424 karma

Did you have any nicknames in Highschool?
Johnson & Johnson seems like a pretty good one.

DoubleDickDude6289 karma

A buddy nicked name me Double D.

new_zealand4403 karma

Has a female ever asked to put both inside her at once?

DoubleDickDude5060 karma

Yep. Many.

Nicticattack4062 karma

Has having both ever landed you in a situation where you wish that you only had one normal penis?

DoubleDickDude6108 karma

two words

High School

slightlyuseful3546 karma

But you were the baddest motherfucker in the locker room, right?

DoubleDickDude3722 karma

When it first got out, yeah. But then it became a joke and guys immediately thought i was gay, because ... you know I guess I CHOSE to have two cocks...

sirrix3919 karma

Serious question - when you pee, do you pee from both? I imagine that would get tricky at times.

DoubleDickDude4406 karma

yup and its not tricky, ive pee'd from both all my life. ;)

FlipWhispers3783 karma

I honestly expected to see one teensy extra wiener when I clicked on the link yesterday but was surprised to see they were similar in size. Are you happy they are that way or would a lil one have been easier to deal with?

DoubleDickDude3657 karma

I like them the way they are. They're more proportionate to each other than they look in photos. im limited to holding the camera myself. If one had been smaller, it'd be more difficult to deal with. So yeah I like that they're the way they are.

Eightdaysago3725 karma

Fuck me, I can't even get one average sized penis and OP gets two.

DoubleDickDude2073 karma

:( sorry bra.

Varvars3684 karma

Ever gotten a blowjob from two girls/man at the same time?

DoubleDickDude4075 karma


dybre3894 karma

So has there ever been that awkward moment when one person finishes the job before the other?

lukel11273969 karma

It's a race.

jonzey1205 karma

Oh god I can just see Rowan Atkinson from Rat Race saying "It's a race, it's a race! I'm winning! I'm winning!" now, while giving a blowjob...

DoubleDickDude1060 karma

Gross... things I don't want to see next time I'm being sucked off... for $500 Alex!

DoubleDickDude3350 karma

Nah, they both cum at the same time, but if you're working on the left one you have to suck it out. The right one launches every time. ;)



DoubleDickDude4388 karma

they slap but not clap. lol

10ac3594 karma

Do you have a favorite?

DoubleDickDude4543 karma

Yes. the right one. The left one has a grudge against me for it too. lol

naeve1462 karma

Any particular reason for the favoritism, or is it just a sensitivity thing?

DoubleDickDude560 karma

Sensitivity, and I like pissing of lefty. lol j/k

10ac3496 karma

Are there any possible complications you have to watch for?

DoubleDickDude6092 karma

My prostate gets inflamed if I dont ejaculate enough. I'm probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when i cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out. otherwise it feels bloated and painful.

praetroson3307 karma

Have you ever made an effort to find someone with two vaginas?

DoubleDickDude3335 karma


jongideon3209 karma

Let's see Yahoo mine this story for their news feed.

DoubleDickDude984 karma

fuck that, i'll bail like a fat kid in gym class.

beedee43065 karma

How do women react when they find out?

DoubleDickDude4194 karma

varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they're freaked out a little. lol

forte23034 karma

Have you ever considered getting one removed?

DoubleDickDude4409 karma

in my mid teens. Yeah. Now, hell no.

kckeller1966 karma

Why not now?

OrangeredValkyrie410 karma

Teenage years: "I hate everything about myself. What makes me different makes me terrible and disliked."

After teens: "I'm pretty okay with this stuff now."

DoubleDickDude641 karma

Pretty much got it there dude. It was the bastards I went to school with. They made life hell after they realized my two cocks weren't going away. So then I was the butt of jokes. And they hated me because the slutty girls liked me. lol

michaellicious3024 karma

And you're welcome. So tell me, what's it like having a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time? Any awkwardness between the three of you?

DoubleDickDude4279 karma

Actually no awkardness. They were a couple before they mutually started dating me. She is straight, and he is bisexual and discovered he was when after four months of them both knowing me, they found out about my cocks. It clicked and we've been together since.

who-the-hell-cares2985 karma

Are you a Ghostbusters fan? Have you ever crossed the streams?

DoubleDickDude3308 karma

HAHAHAHAHAHA. you can never cross the streams, it would be bad.

quirkybitch2973 karma

Have you ever considered a career in porn? Serious question.

DoubleDickDude4382 karma

Yes I did, a few years ago. But decided against it. its one thing to be unique its another thing to be a novelty. i'd only be popular for so long and then i'd just be another blip in the hiccup of the porn business. the pay is shit from what ive seen and I don't need money, I'm comfortable now. Besides, i can't figure a value for my dignity. the only reason I let photos out is because i thought people might like to know, at least one guy with two normal dicks exists. all the others are pretty scary looking and i feel for them.

DoubleDickDude2931 karma

Lets see if this one makes it to the top? I'm still trying to reply to everyone. Good luck right?

Thought for the night, I really wanna give James Franco a facial. lol

Incidentalomatous2759 karma

Medical professional here with some questions. Have you had urological studies done to see how your urethra drains into both penises and if you have any other duplication of internal organs(like your prostate)?

Did they offer any sort of explanation as to the embryological cause of it?

DoubleDickDude3284 karma

had one issue in my teens. the Y intersection where my urethra splits into two had some tension issues and was ballooning until the pressure was enough to force the urine up and out. So they did some minor surgery and used catheters to stretch and open up the Y some. no problems since. one prostate, but it's bigger than average and it produces more seminal fluid than most, so at least once a week or so it has to be squeezed when i orgasm to release all the fluid. as for the how? i don't know all the details, they told my mom that it could have been a lot worse and that i was rarer than boys who were on record. my mom refused a lot of tests and studies. she didn't want me feeling like a freak growing up and told me i was special since i had two and everyone else had one. ;)

viper1aa2712 karma

have you named them

DoubleDickDude3445 karma

lol no comment

twisteddtoaster2646 karma

What's it like having both of them in the same hole?

DoubleDickDude3884 karma

snug? ;) Its nice. i like hearing the moaning from the person I'm squeezed inside of.

cant_help_myself2623 karma

When you helicopter, is it really super impressive, or does having an extra rotor just get in the way?

DoubleDickDude2990 karma

lol if im totally soft, its impressive. getting them to go different directions, thats something I'd love to be able to do, but cant.

HopefulWisdom2492 karma

I feel like I'm witnessing reddit history

DoubleDickDude167 karma

How do you think I feel?! I'd never heard of reddit before my post... and ... damn.

iia2471 karma

There once was a guy with two dicks,

both nice, and when turgid, quite thick.

He dated some twins,

for him, a win-win,

'cause he'd get quadruple the licks.

DoubleDickDude1359 karma

LOL good one!

twelveinchtyrone2407 karma

Thanks for doing this AMA by the way !

What type of reaction do you get from women you are with ?

Do you tend to warn them before hand ?

DoubleDickDude3397 karma

I've been in a serious relationship with a girl and a guy for a while now. I call it monogamous because we are exclusive. She enjoys it. The three girls before her enjoyed it. It's sort of, made a few run screaming in the past. Usually the ones I get to know well before we date are cool with it. I dont talk about it otherwise, like if im not going to have sex with you, you wont know i've got two dicks. lol

Twigglesnix2342 karma

do you know if this was a genetic mutation or a developmental abnormality? Also, does having both penises stimulated at the same time feel better than a single one being stimulated?

DoubleDickDude3072 karma

its congenital and its from some crazy shit going on during development in the womb. my mom had some difficulties leading up to me being born and they noticed somethign was up with the ultrasound but not clearly till i came out with two dicks.

stimulation of both at the same time feels good, but better when they are being sucked or are inside someone. jerking them at the same time just feels like jerking... too hard. i ususlly just jerk the right one.

Vinifero2858 karma

Since you favor the right one, have you noticed any difference in sensitivity (callousing) between the two? I've always wondered if jerking it too much really can do that.

DoubleDickDude609 karma

No callousing, i'm uncut so that doesnt happen. The left one just takes more effort to get the orgasm. The right one seems to be a little more sensitive.

CrapThunder2221 karma

Do you shower at the Y or wait until you get home? How do you deal with the triple takes? I'm assuming you get stares and not just sneak-a-peaks.

DoubleDickDude4052 karma

I generally avoid public bathrooms and if I do use one i try to use the stall and not a wall urinal. There've been times where I've had to use the urinal and because i have one muscle that controls my piss, it lets the stream flow out both my dicks. so unless i pinch off one of them it comes out both and that doesnt feel good. So I have to take both out to pee. Yeah Ive gotten stares and even had a few guys at various times go HOLY SHIT.

Mugford92208 karma

Can one be hard and the other not?

DoubleDickDude3199 karma

always starts that way. left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard and if I'm horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they've both been equally rock hard.

KaptainKlein194 karma

One cock ring or two?

DoubleDickDude705 karma


Militantpoet1986 karma

Have you ever peed and had both do the forked stream? That's a catastrophe with just one penis, I can't imagine how annoying it must be with four streams.

DoubleDickDude3120 karma

Yeah it's happened and is twice as devastating.

UnleashTheAgronox1960 karma

Have you ever done this:

Step 1) Tell someone you don't know "I have 13 inches of penis." Step 2) Offer to show them. Step 3) Whip out penis number 1, to mild disappointment. Step 4) Whip out penis number 2, for the Big Reveal!

Well, have you?

DoubleDickDude1794 karma

lol no i haven't. but i might now.

thiney491892 karma

Do they both hang to one side of your pants, or do they split the seam?

DoubleDickDude2673 karma

when i go commando, which is almost always except in winter, they take their own sides. the seam can be a pain sometimes because the skin between them is a little delicate and sensitive.

Tax_Ninja1848 karma


DoubleDickDude3386 karma

I guess if I woke up one morning with an extra dick, i could answer that. But its been there my whole life. dunno how to answer that.

erinb551819 karma

Hey, I'm really curious what they both look like erect.

DoubleDickDude2232 karma

I'll post a pic soon. ;)

zach2thefuture1803 karma

Can you cum out of both of them at the same time?

DoubleDickDude2067 karma


DoubleDickDude2617 karma


Not quite.

kinjobinjo1744 karma

What is the worst thing about having two penises?

What is the best thing?

Do you pee/ejaculate out of both?

How does it affect your sex life?

Sorry if these are too personal but I'm just really curious how it changes your life on a day to day basis.

DoubleDickDude2529 karma

Worst? Briefs/underwear. I wear a small/medium in the waist (28-30"waist) so briefs that can hold it all together are too big, and briefs that fit everywhere else, i fall out of both sides.

Best? having two cocks.

dunno how to answer the sex life part. I'd have to have had only one at one point to know how having two effected it. Its great though, no complaints.

no need to apologize. I didnt have to do this so.. its cool.

CynicScenic1668 karma

The internet can just go crash and burn now. We have peaked.

DoubleDickDude762 karma

gee, i think that's a compliment. so thanks. :)

spizzard1595 karma

Do you alternate penis' when you're masturbating?

DoubleDickDude2515 karma

LOL I have, and I can, but usually just jerk the right one. The left one gets caught up in the mayhem sometimes, but either way he gets off too. lol

32BitWhore1589 karma

Have you ever been given a double fisted reach around?

Sorry for the vulgarity, but the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the pictures the other day was "Next level reach around if you're into dudes."

Edit: I leave for a couple hours and you people make this my most upvoted comment ever? I really do belong here.

My very own gold?! Happy new year stranger!

DoubleDickDude2982 karma

LOL actually yeah, i've had a guy pounding into me reach around with both hands and 'go skiing' ;)

CarlaWasThePromQueen1394 karma

Ever have a quadruple stream while pissing?

DoubleDickDude1623 karma

when hard, yes.

hansjens471305 karma

What lottery numbers should I buy?

DoubleDickDude1568 karma

that would require a document stating that you give me half of the winnings when you win. ;)


You said you can ejaculate out of both at the same time, what about peeing, how does that work?

DoubleDickDude1428 karma

Same way.

WentoX1295 karma

Have you ever had any special reaction from a doctor with this?

DoubleDickDude3966 karma

Yeah, one grabbed like five others in the building. That was the last time my mom let anyone examine me for any reason besides personal check-ups. She said "my son is not a freak show" and slapped one of them. lol

Joolybean1293 karma

You ever just surprise a partner with them? Just for shock value of "oh, yeah, forgot to mention I have two weiners."

DoubleDickDude2714 karma

in my teens, yeah. it was priceless.

shark7581250 karma

do you have a girlfriend or are you waiting for the right 3 boobed woman to come along?

DoubleDickDude1499 karma

LOL yes, a girlfriend and boyfriend. no need for 3 boobies. lol

IrideTheDirt1039 karma

Hi, thanks for doing the AMA! How old were you when you first realized you were "different"?

DoubleDickDude1931 karma

No idea. I always knew I had an extra one. My mom told me the other boys only had one, so I was special.

HoustonJay845 karma

Whats the best reaction from someone seeing your double dick?

DoubleDickDude3115 karma

hunky muscle dude at a gym i was at. i was working out in my jock strap and shorts and the shorts were very baggy and loose and i fell out of my jock on either side and some how he noticed. he asked me in the locker room if he could please see them. i asked him "are you gay or something?" and he said "no, but i think i am now." it was great.

forte2787 karma

Do you hang to the left, right or.....?

DoubleDickDude2495 karma

yes. ;)

this_sucks1121772 karma

How do women react when you whip it out during sex?

DoubleDickDude1342 karma

you mean before sex? some freaked, others didnt and some laughed so nervously it made them go soft. Not ideal situation. ;)

gatorrabbit665 karma

Gay guys dream!

DoubleDickDude768 karma

Yeah, hah. Truth there.

quirkybitch571 karma

Is one more sensitive than the other?

DoubleDickDude630 karma

Not really.

crisp_and_leafy531 karma

Do you wake up with morning wood on both cocks?

Not gonna lie, as a gay man your equipment is really hot!

DoubleDickDude498 karma

i have before yeah. lol thanks man. as a bi dude, i appreciate that compliment. ;)

aswokei299 karma

I'm surprised I don't see anyone asking how big they are. How big are they?

DoubleDickDude516 karma

righty is around 7 give or take, lefty is around 6 give or take.

simeoon241 karma

Has a guy ever put both your dicks together and fucked between them? Like a titty fuck but with dicks? If not would you ever let them?

(this is probably the most uncouth thing I've ever typed in my life)

DoubleDickDude130 karma

yeah a few times. lol

clone_a_willy192 karma

Would you be ok with sharing pictures of them in action? Even though I try picturing the ordeal, I still can't really wrap my head around it. How do you fuck with them?

I imagine if you share an album with your SOs you might break reddit.

DoubleDickDude425 karma

I'd have to ask them if they'd be willing to do it. I'm almost getting to the point where I would be willing to do it. But the issue is, some loser ass website would save them and then charge membership to see them. Then I'd have to get my lawyer on them and my identity would be out. So... it's all very tricky.

OK4U2LOVE176 karma

have you ever successfully picked up a chick by telling her you have two dicks?

I just came up with this pick up line for you

"Hey do you like it with two guys"

Yes: Well than perfect, you can get your double penetration from me, cuz I got them two dicks.

No: walk away in shame, you perverted bastard.

DoubleDickDude381 karma

in my teens, yeah. but half of them bailed when they realized i was serious.

mayonnnnaise140 karma

I have literally had dreams about having 2 dicks and am baffled by the fact that it is actually possible.

Are you ambidextrous?

DoubleDickDude454 karma

You mean ambidickstrous? yeas. lol

Foonsaki132 karma

How often do you sword fight?

DoubleDickDude510 karma

rarely, no one wants to go up against someone with two swords when they only have one.

escrocs129 karma

How has this effected your sex life?

DoubleDickDude192 karma

dont know how to answer that. its been there all my life. it was there when i started having sex. so, sex for me, would be different than for a guy with one dick... just like if i suddenly only had one dick, it'd be different.


What's been your most memorable experience that only men with two penises could experience?

DoubleDickDude264 karma

usually having straight guys want to play with it.