InscrutableTed

Just to summarize what we've learnt.

He's bisexual. He's attractive. He's lives in a threesome. He likes fisting others and being fisted. He likes putting things down his urethra. He casually mentions the time six people had sex with him simultaneously. He shoots 12 times when he cums. Straight men magically turn bicurious around him.

And on top of that, he has two penises.

Well played, God. Good to know you didn't waste that extra penis on a prude.

Actually, it's "penes" (pronounced PEE-neez).

Hmmm. I'm thinking undiagnosed schizophrenic. Sad.

Dude, some guys just have a gay lisp. (Which isn't actually a lisp. It's extra sibilance when saying certain sounds -- an actual lisp is an inability to say sibilant sounds.)

Doesn't mean it's an affectation.

Can I ask why you ever disliked gay men in the first place?