iia2471 karma2014-01-02 02:21:59 UTC
There once was a guy with two dicks,
both nice, and when turgid, quite thick.
He dated some twins,
for him, a win-win,
'cause he'd get quadruple the licks.
View HistoryShare Link
iia2270 karma2014-01-02 02:57:42 UTC
I just turned to my girlfriend and said "Yay! The guy with two dicks liked my limerick!" She didn't seem as excited as I was. Her loss. :)
iia905 karma2014-09-18 19:42:39 UTC
I don't always get a reply from Jonathan Goldsmith, but when I do, I show it to my whole office.
iia797 karma2014-09-18 19:23:39 UTC
Why am I reading all your responses in your Most Interesting Man in the World voice?
iia606 karma2014-01-02 02:32:48 UTC
Can get some corporate sponsorship from Dicks.
Copyright © 2014 BestofAMA.com, All rights reserved.
reddit has not approved or endorsed BestofAMA, reddit design elements are trademarks of reddit inc.