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iia2471 karma

There once was a guy with two dicks,

both nice, and when turgid, quite thick.

He dated some twins,

for him, a win-win,

'cause he'd get quadruple the licks.

iia2270 karma

I just turned to my girlfriend and said "Yay! The guy with two dicks liked my limerick!" She didn't seem as excited as I was. Her loss. :)

iia905 karma

I don't always get a reply from Jonathan Goldsmith, but when I do, I show it to my whole office.

iia797 karma

Why am I reading all your responses in your Most Interesting Man in the World voice?

iia606 karma

Can get some corporate sponsorship from Dicks.