We are Danny McBride and Jody Hill of Eastbound and Down. Ask Us Anything.

What was it like buttfucking Channing Tatum?

dude's booty is made of gold.

I just want to let you know, to the right crowd, Your Highness was an absolute success. Also, for some time, I used "I can feel it down in my plums" as a ringtone. You're the shit, looking forward to future works.

Thank you, thank you. The right crowd is the only crowd I care about. The rest can suck it. Suck them plums. Thanks for watching.

Danny,

What was it like shooting "This is the End?" Just watched it last night for the first time and it is amazing. Who is most like their character? Is it you? I bet it's you.

One of the best times I've ever had making a movie. Kind of hard not to have fun with that crew. Anything Craig Robinson says makes me laugh. I think Channing Tatum is most like his character.

IL CUM ALL OVER YOU MCBRIDE!

thanks.

Danny: In "This Is The End," Channing Tatum only fondles you when he's wearing the mask. Is that really him doing so or is it a double?

This has caused a debate between my sister and me.

that was channing tatum all the time.

I've always been extremely curious of this, particularly with such a vulgar show (Not complaining, I LOVE EASTBOUND.) What is it like working with kids on a show that is so full of bad language, and sexual material? Is any of the shoot censored for the kid, or are we to assume that most kid actors are just fucked up already and there isn't much that can phase them or their parents?

We have a zero tolerance policy. If the kids or their parents aren't cool with what we do then they can't work on the show. Not trying to be dicks or anything, but we put it out there so we don't have to watch our mouths at all. You'd be surprised at how cool most people are.

I accidentally watched This is the End last night. I meant to watch World's End.

Anyways, Danny, when you walked out in the movie, it was the only time in our relationship that I heard my boyfriend "cheer." I don't know how else to describe it. Thanks for pleasing him in ways that I'm unable to do.

Your welcome. I do what I can. Where do you guys live?

Do you have your own personal stylist or do you shoplift your shit from a fashion bug?

shop lift. cato fashions. dress barn.

You two have made going out with friends just a Kenny Powers quote-off for the last few years of my life. Thank you. Also the last episode of Eastbound and Down was the best since season 1. Keep it up this season.

JOdy...Thanks. We're really proud of this season. It's made of gold and rainbows.

Danny...oh just wait. Thanks for watching.

Danny if you just respond to this I willl fucking buy a pair of K SWISS TUBES!!!!! Damnn these Tubes are comfortable...

Your move.

How did you guys lose your virginity?

My Uncle

that was Jody. Mine was my dad.

Mr. McBride,

How do you feel having Marilyn Manson as a gigantic fan?

feel dark. Feel dirty. Feel like I gotta go home and take a shower.

Danny quick question!

How much pot you smoke a day?

all the pots. all the days.

Danny, you're a giant star. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?

I've put sex on layaway.

Danny, what was it like working with the guys from lonely island on hot rod?

great. I love those dudes. That was my first studio movie so the whole experience kind of blew my mind.

Mahalo you fuckin' actor, ya goddamn nerd.

catching any A-frames, green rooms?

who's cooler in person, seth rogan or james franco?

danny mcbride is excluded from the competition.

They're both pretty lame dudes.

Scale of 1 to 10: How hard is it to remain focused with Katie Mixon's funbags right there?

I'd say a 7

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miss it all the time. Try to get back when I can. Bangkok, bistro bethem, kybecca, rec hall.

Danny, how do you maintain such exceptional hair? What does it smell like?

I'm not going to lie. My hair smells pretty dope. As far as the exceptional up keep...that's an industry secret.

Hey guys!

Just curious- have you had any responses from Major League Baseball players (or officials) regarding KP and the show in general? (positive or negative)

If we have have, we wouldn't know it. We don't watch baseball.

DANNY & JODY: I have been a big fan of you guys since The Foot Fist Way! I am loving this season of Eastbound and Down! It will forever be one of my favorite tv shows! Sadly, I know there are only 7 episodes left and Kenny Powers will be out of my life. My question is, what’s next for you guys? Will you be collaborating on a new project? Or maybe you are working separately? Love your brand of humor! Keep it up! Also, DANNY, when will I see you again on the big screen?! I adore you! =)

Danny...Thank you for watching. We love working on eastbound but we have some other projects that we are excited to get down to bidness. we've set up a new show at HBO that will unite a lot of the cast from eastbound. It will be our follow up. Our Heaven's Gate.

Who is the most famous person you have had sexual intercourse with?

Madonna

that was jody. Mine doesn't live around here. I met her at camp...up in canada.

Which one of you wrote this? It's my favorite line from any movie ever.

Let me think about that for a second. Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "fuck you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men shitting on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole dick and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog shit one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog shit. The worst shit that you could imagine. AIDS... it's cool. Everything comes around sweetheart.

Danny made that shit up. Everything comes around was written and so was fuck you, but the middle details were all Danny.

Jody, I just wanted to say what a big fan I am of Observe & Report. I really think it’s one of the best comedies of the 2000’s and it’s a small miracle that a movie so truly dark and subversive got released wide by a major movie studio. And it's just really damn funny of course.

Do you have any plans to make another movie in the not-too-distant future? I know HBO gives you both a lot of freedom and you have a new project lined up, but I’d love to see another Jody Hill film using the skills you’ve picked up on Eastbound (maybe that 70s southern gangster/Dukes of Hazzard movie, is that still on?).

Jody...Thanks for the nice words. Working on a new movie as we speak but it's too soon to announce it. Danny and I have some plans up our sleeves as well so hopefully in the near future we'll be rocking the silver screen as well.

Danny you bought me a hotdog one night in Wilmington NC late as fuck after you (I guess) got bored with 22North and Red Bumps. coolest shit ever, you were surrounded by people and I never got to say thanks for it so thank you man

you're welcome. That'll be two bucks.

Hey Kenny Powers! How fast can you throw the ball?

Kenny Powers doesn't fuck with computers.

How was it working with mother fuckin' Patrick Willis? He is a scary looking dude, not because he is black.... just looks like a dude who could rip your head off at will.

he actually talked about you. Stay away. He said he would rip your head off. He was cool to us though.

What are your favorite cereals and why is it not cocaine?

It is cocaine and oxy

Just caught up with the new season last night. Achnowledge me.

You're welcome

Danny, you ever do any stand up shows on a college campus? Be pretty sick if you did a show at my college.

Nope. I'd be in to maybe coming to your college and doing a magician show. My illusionist skills are on point.

How does it feel to wake up in the morning knowing that you are Danny McBride and Jody Hill?

Every morning when I wake up, roll over, and look at jody I ask him the same thing.

Hi there! Danny, one of the only things you have in common with Kenny Powers is that you are both dads. Would you take any fatherly advice from Kenny? (PS You are my favorite)

Putting a kid in a hole to protect him from kidnappers has come in handy a few times. But for the most part I just think about doing exactly the opposite of whatever Kenny Powers would do and that pretty much gets the child rearing done.

Ever consider doing a movie along side a CGI 1977 Burt Reynolds?

project of my dreams.

Is Steve Little ever going to get another acting job or Eastbound pretty much the ceiling for him

we'd love to work with Steve again. He's got a demented fucked up don knotts. I hope he becomes the most successful actor that has ever lived in hollywood ever.

What's Fred Simmons been up to?

JOdy: Signing up new students for blackbelt camp, dating, going to musical dance clubs, not taking any shit.

Also, will we ever see a Foot Fist Way sequel?

We've been approached about doing a sequel. Not sure yet...

dammnit.danny. i fucking waited too fucking long for this ama. now tell me..do you like fried chicken?

no. God no. I mean yes.

Wanna make out brah?

Danny...Maybe. I'm doing this reddit thing right now. Then I think I got a meeting after lunch. Maybe pencil that shit in around 4?

Danny, people are constantly telling me that I sound just like you. Me and you look nothing alike but apparently my voice and mannerisms are the exact same as yours. The next time someone says "dude, you sound just like Danny Mcbride", what should I tell them.

Tell them you are.

Danny, big fan. I just want to know, what did Larry David's breath smell like?

golf balls.

Danny and Jody; How much of the show is improvised? Favorite episodes from any season?

Jody...People always ask this. We write the hell out of this show meaning we do multiple drafts and get the scripts as tight as we can. That way when we get on set, we know exactly what the scenes are supposed to do. Then we get loose during the takes because we know where we're going. In the end, we're saying whatever we want to try to make each other laugh.

Mr. Hill, Mr. McBride,

Thanks for doing this AMA! It's sad to think this the last season of EB&D we'll ever get. Is this truly the end of Kenny and Stevie?

To help with the show I created some promotional material for you. Before you say anything, prepare to shut the fuck up:

http://i.imgur.com/a1oaraJ.jpg

Jody: This is the end for the time being, but that being said, we could come back to Kenny in 10 years and probably have more story to tell. Eastbound is a character piece first and foremost. Thanks for the love.

What scene from the series so far was the most fun for you guys to shoot?

The stuff at the water park was pretty fun. But it's pretty much all fun. Anytime Steve Little has to get nude is also a nice day at work.

who had the idea to use Crockett's Theme and Crocodile Dundee in the show? It was really great to have familiar yet rarely used pieces coming out of left field whilst watching.

The music selection is a combination of ourselves, our editors Jeff Seibenick and Travis Sittard, as well as our buddy Devoe Yates.

What is your favorite beer and/or cocktail?

currently...corvette summer. Tequila, grapefruit, oj, and a lil lime. It will take you straight to the top.

What's the weirdest thing to have happened on the Eastbound & Down set?

someone almost died in puerto rico. Jody saved his life. Magic powers came out of his hands. And then one day Don Johnson showed up.

The Foot Fist Way is a great flick. Do you think you guys will ever do a movie about Armand and the rest of the Band. "you motherfucking killed Armand you motherfucker!"

I am sure you guys have glorious pube manes as well. please confirm.

The guy who says that line is Joey Stephens who is the composer for Eastbound.

We're both fully shaved, butt holes too.

Can you send me a signed Kenny Powers baseball bat

no fucking way.

When writing the last episode of the 3rd season did you guys get emotional at all, did you know you'd be coming back for the 4th season?

That shit left me with some fairly serious tears, never thought I would cry watching Eastbound & Down. Great Show. Great Mother Fucking Story.

We didn't think we were coming back. It was over. We were away from it for about six months before we decided to come back for one more.

Hey guys, I'm hoping this isn't too late of a question. I'm a huge fan of everything Jody has done starting with "The fist foot way" My brother and I quote all your works endlessly.

My question is, what is the tone on set to get such honest awkward performances?

Is there some sort of rule you guys have to bring it all back and remain consistent?

so many things that the characters do have my writhing and cringing in my chair.

Also, how much improvisation do you guys do?

Thanks man. So glad you're digging it. We always ask ourselves, what if this weird ass situation happened in real life? Then we approach it like that.

Hey Danny, First saw you as Bust Ass in ATRG over a decade ago. You and DGG still hanging and what's on the horizon for you and him?

yep. He's a a director on our show. It's a show called Eastbound & Down.

What should I name my new bowl?

timothy.

considering the freedom that HBO gives you guys, do you think you can adapt your comedy style to a clean network (PBS) and still be batshit funny?

Why would we ever want to do that?

Danny and Jody,

Asheville in the house!

No questions, just wanted to thank you both so much for all you guys do to represent North Carolina. Keep that shit up, it makes us all very proud.

Also, Danny, your work in "As I lay dying" was fucking incredible. I hope to see you do more shit like that in the future, as well, of course, as your comedic acting.

Thank you both, and high fucking fives all around.

thank you. love asheville. Shot all the real girls there.

I live in Fredericksburg. Poured Danny a beer a while back at 909 Saloon. I work at J. Brian's Taproom now. Come visit us sometime!

Would love to. Getting cold there now.

Will you be my friends?

For 50 bucks

Danny, which childhood trauma have you fed off the pain of to fuel your success and make you the person you are today?

I came to this country as a child through a time machine. Everyday I'm just hoping to open back up that portal.