I Am Benedict Cumberbatch. AMA.

If I make a brand of pants called “CumberBritches” will you endorse them?

Only if you get me a billboard slot in Times Square.

Do you, Matt smith, and Tom Hiddleton have cheek bone polishing parties?

We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet.

Summoning /u/Shitty_Watercolour and /u/AWildSketchAppeared.

http://i.imgur.com/EVqYopB.jpg

I realise this will disappoint a lot of you sorry :c

Phenomenal. Why does Matt have the hammer? Sure it's the wrong household tool? Shouldn't it be a sonic toothbrush with a screwdriver on the end of it? And what's Simon Pegg doing staring at my abundant locks? And where's his right hand?

Oh good lord.

Under protest (if I don't write this my 15 year old daughter has said she'll create a Reddit account, and I really don't want her hanging out with some of the very strange people here), I am directed to say that the next time you come to Toronto you are welcome to come over for a roast beef and yorkshire pudding dinner. To subvert this message, I'm asking you to please bring a date.

This is five months later and someone just gilded this?!?!!! Do I have a stalker?

Thank you very much. I'll try and create some time next time I'm over there with The Invitation Game. For some English grub with you. No promises, though.

What do you think of your fans calling themselves 'Cumbercookies'? That way when we all come together, we'll be the 'Cumberbatch' :D

It's great! You could call yourself the Cumbergirls, and then when you come together you'd be a flock. Or you could call yourself the Cumbertadpoles and that way you'd be the Cumberspawn...Wait!...Ew! Don't do that.

Hi Benedict,

Is it hard to keep the secret of how Sherlock survived? Do you ever have the urge to tell someone? If so, how do you cope?

I cry myself to sleep at night. And then wake up laughing.

QUICK. whats in your pocket right now

My hand.

How are you typing?

With my left foot.

This AMA has exceeded my wildest expectations. Has your sass increased since working with Martin Freeman, or were you always this sassy?

Well of course Martin will be furious unless I say I owe it all to him. And believe me, his wrath is more fearsome than any dragons.

HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THE FALL?!

What? He told us to ask anything.

Haven't you seen winged suits on YouTube?? I told you I was into skydiving. How many more clues do you need people?

Benedict, You must get asked many of the same questions over and over, but I’d like to know -- what’s a question you WISH someone would ask? Something that matters to you about which you’d love to speak candidly? (And of course, what’s the answer to that question?)

Also, thank you for sharing your immense talent and for doing this AMA. You are both well-respected and well-loved, and it’s deserved from what I can tell.

Well thank you very much, first of all. I often feel in interviews people should ask about the culture and people that I engage with as an audience rather than the same bio or personal life details. Rough with the very, very smooth, these are high class problems. The best interviews evolve like conversation. They're not lead by journalists that are seeking to thrill their editor with predictable copy and questions that are basically answers. Sadly, that's the norm. But there are exceptions which sometimes make it worthwhile.

Mr. Cumberbatch,

If you make an appearance on Sesame Street, which Muppet would you like to share a scene with?

Thank you

Animal.

But Animal isnt a member of the Sesame Street cast!!

Forgive me. Oscar the grouch.

Benedict, do you bother with Halloween? If so, what will you be this year?

If not... Disregard.

PS: I like you a lot.

The invisible man. Oh, how I love to disappear.

Mr Cumberbatch, you so rarely get to do comedy these days, and you were hilarious in Starter for 10! It seems from interviews and such that you and Simon Pegg got on well while filming Star Trek. As Mr Pegg has a tendency to cast his friends in his work, is there any chance we might one day get to see you in a future Pegg comedy film?

That is a question for Simon, obviously. I love my comedy and when the right project comes up I won't shy away from it. There's a lot of humor in what I do, specifically Sherlock, but it would be great to play a "normal guy" in a "normal comedy".

There are millions of reasons as to why I watch Sherlock and your perfect comedic timing is most definitely one of them!

Thank you. I learned from the master, Martin Freeman.

My wife would sincerely like to know if you are wearing anything under your robe..... please respond, this is important for our mental wellbeing.

You should be asking who's naked under it with me.

What's the weirdest encounter you've had with a fan?

Ted Danson at a pre-Oscar party screaming across a floor of people like Leonardo DiCaprio, Ray Liotta, Kristen Stewart, Kirsten Dunst, et al while pushing past them and knocking their drinks. "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! IT'S FUCKING SHERLOCK HOLMES!"

Is fame different from how you imagined it would be?

You can't imagine fame. You can only ever see it from an outsider and comment on it with the rueful wisdom of a non participant. When it happens to you, it doesn't matter what age or how, it is a very steep learning curve. The imprtanot thing to realize in all of it is that life is short, to protect the ones you love, and not expose yourself to too much abuse or narcissistic reflection gazing and move on. If fame affords me the type of ability to do the kind of work I'm being offered, who am I to complain about the downsides. It's all relative. And this are obviously very high class problems. The way privacy becomes an every shrinking island is inevitable but also manageable and it doesn't necessary have to get that way...

Hi Benedict!

Your devoted fans at r/cumberbitches decided to collaborate on a group post on behalf of the entire subreddit, to say THANK YOU for taking the time out of your hectic schedule to do this AMA!

(A quick aside regarding the subreddit name. We do know you are not entirely fond of that particular nom de fandom. And while some of us agree, some disagree, and some don’t really mind either way, with almost 7000 subscribers and thousands of archived posts, it is really past changing now. We had a bit of discussion yesterday about perspectives in linguistic reappropriation regarding gendered perspectives and, hey, we would really love the chance to have that conversation with you sometime. But today is not the right moment. So. Moving on.)

Many excellent questions were posted, discussed, and voted on. We wish we could ask you all of them, and surely you would answer all of them if you had the time, because you are always amazing to your fans--but in the interest of brevity, we decided on the top five. That’s a lot in one post, so feel free to pick what you want to answer!

1. What is your favorite childhood memory?

2. If you were stranded on a desert island with the basic essentials, what additional 3 things would you want to have and why?

3. Favorite hot beverage, and how do you take it? Favorite alcoholic beverage?

4. You’ve come into A-list celebrity a bit later in life than some actors. Do you think maturity makes it easier to handle the kinds of invasiveness and scrutiny that come with stardom? How well do you think you would have handled this level of success at an earlier age, say, ten years ago?

5. Third Star is an r/Cumberbitches perennial favorite. What was it like to make a film that dealt with facing mortality so directly? Did it influence how you look at your own life?

Again, thank you for your truly exceptional work, and your kindness towards your fans, and...well, just for being you, really. We are so looking forward to seeing all your upcoming projects. (Especially Little Favour. Man, that looks awesome.)

And if this AMA thing doesn’t scare you off Reddit forever...feel free to drop by r/Cumberbitches anytime! We are really proud of being a mostly mature, respectful lot...with only very occasional forays into squealing weirdness. Really. We promise.

With love,

Your fans at r/Cumberbitches

Hello!

My favorite childhood memory is the blue sky above my parents flat.

If I were on a desert island I would love to have a scuba diving kit. My family. And my partner of the moment - whomever I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

If it's not people that am allowed. Additional equipment would be a kindle with a never ending memory of books. And a survival handbook.

Mr. Cumberbatch,

I don't have a question. I just wanted to say that I think you are lovely in Sherlock and that my husband named our fish after you.

I hope that fish lives a long life. Don't put it near any rooftops.

Mr. Cumberbatch,

I asked Mr. Hiddleston this question when he did a Q&A on Twitter:

Can you feel the love tonight?

He was unable to respond, but I'm hoping you will.

I'm feeling it right now. Leave me alone.

Two minutes in with 500+ comments. Best of luck.

Mr. Cumberbatch, hello! You've charmed the pants off of the whole damn world and are highly sought-after in the acting world and yet you remain as gracious and humble as the day you started acting. I just wanted to let you know that among the stories we hear of artists being less-than-pleasant to their fans, you are a breath of fresh air and I can't tell you how much your fans appreciate that about you.

Question: where has your favorite place been so far to visit?

EDIT: I am going to pee. This fangirl has had her life made.

On an untouched New Zealand glacier via helicopter where I stepped out in trainers, jogging pants, and got out and danced. Or touching the earth after my first skydiving jump in Namibia. Or a balcony in South Africa where I felt the sun on my face after the night I was carjacked.

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also, is that the snoo from /r/cumberbitches?

Yes. It is.

Seeing as to how you've been spending a lot of time in the US, what do you find was the most baffling thing about the customs here?

I find that no one at the borders ever smiles.

There has recently been a debate about whether television is finally on par with film as an artistic medium. As someone who has achieved considerable success in both TV and film, what is your opinion on this matter?

I think there is no debate. I agree. And thank you for your assessment of my achievements.

Hi Ben, what are a few of your favorite comfort movies that are nostalgic to you and you never tire of?

Ghostbusters. Loads of John Hughes classics. Annie Hall. annnnnd 2001 Space Odyssey!!

Hi Benedict,

I’m a big fan – thanks for doing this AMA. I really enjoyed your portrayal of Khan in Star Trek Into Darkness.

My question is that you’ve often portrayed some very famous literary characters, ie Sherlock Holmes, Victor Frankenstein, Smaug The Dragon, but if you could choose to be any other literary character in an upcoming role who would it be and why?

Patrick Melrose in Edward St. Aubyn.

Has there been a time when you've been completely starstruck meeting someone famous but had to play it cool because you're famous too?

Uhhhhhhhh. Every time I've met someone famous who I've been in the audience of. I have the same butterflies and inability to be cool. I approach them as a fellow member of the human race as the next person in their audience does. I've been doing this for 10 odd years, and so to meet people who thrilled me with their work for my entire life in such a concentrated manner as has happened over the last few years has been mind-blowing. One of the many perks of my job, I guess.

Mr. Cumberbatch,

What was your favorite prank, done by you or to you, on or off set.

Let me know if you would like suggestions :)

Neutron cream. Come on, people!

PS. Anytime you're in a restaurant with a group of friends and one of them goes to the restroom or bathroom (presume there are many nationalities involved in this AMA), tell the waiter that it's that person's birthday. Not only is it fun to embarrass the hell out of the poor victim, but you get free cake in the bargain.

Have you turned down or missed out on any roles that you wish you had taken/gotten and what were they?

Turned down, no. Missed out, yes. Being specific would be impolite.

Japan seems to really love you. Any funny/interesting/weird or simply memorable thing that happened to you there?

Being greeted by 1000 people at an airport is pretty formidable as experiences in life go. I'd love to go there again and escape on a bullet train to the South Island to see Kyoto and more spots of beauty and spots of interest. A remarkable country that has been through so much in recent time that I'm very proud to be liked by. Thank you.

Mr. Cumberbatch, everyone loves you for a myriad of reasons: your personality, looks, hair, cheekbones, you name it. I was wondering, what's your favorite part about you?

I guess as an actor your eyes are vital in conveying any internal thought process or feeling, and for that I have my mum to thank. Other than that, I'm happy to default to your judgements.

With your (crazy) filming schedule, what creature comforts do you look forward to the most when returning home?

Walking or running on Hampstead Heath, seeing my friends and family, cooking for myself, and the embrace of those I love. Beyond that, a whisky, the fire and a good book.

What are you currently reading for leisure, and what is your favorite novel of all time?

Also, if you could play any stage role, be it opera, musicals, or plays, who would it be?

Thanks so much for doing an AMA, and I'm so excited for Smaug's appearance in a few months!

See answer to fictional character I'd like to play. I have short term ambitions.

Hello! Any plans for working on anything for BBC Radio? I'm a huge fan of Cabin Pressure and would love to hear you all back for the last, "Z", episode! All the best. :-)

Ask John Finnemore. He's the writer. Hello John, if you're out there. We love you!