Hey everybody. In response to this post, I thought I would try to provide the next best thing. I have worked as a professional umpire in the minor leagues for a few years now, and would be happy to answer any questions about what I do, why I do it, and/or how I got to do it at all.
Obviously, I have to remain anonymous, so I won't answer anything that I feel could potentially reveal my identity in any way; however, I have provided the mods with proof. So ask away!
edit 1: Thanks for the questions guys. I've gotta go be more productive for a while. I'll check back later to answer any other questions that come in late.