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IamA Professional Voice Actor and I'll say any line you want AMA!
Hey there! My name is Sir Sebastian and I'm a voice actor/Youtube candy reviewer.
This is my show ----------> www.youtube.com/user/frickfrock999
Today, in addition to answering any questions you might have, I'd love to record any line line you want! :D
For proof, I'll post a comment on one of my candy videos and a greeting just for you guys.
Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSdkU1_9LY8
Greeting:
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Haha, don't think I'm ignoring you, I'm not.
I'm working on it and I'll try to get it up tomorrow. :)
Edit: IT'S DONE! :D
https://soundcloud.com/hungrysebastian/what-the-fuck-did-you-just-say
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Oh, and for anybody reading this.
Please feel free to use these recordings in any way you want. For profit, for fun, for freaking out neighbor Bob, etc.
I give everybody full rights and permission to them.
You don't have to credit me if you don't want, just have fun. :)
AND YES, I DID DO THE NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA :D :D
http://soundcloud.com/hungrysebastian/what-the-fuck-did-you-just-say
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'Thank you for calling, however Chris always prefers a text message. Please hangup and send a text.'
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Just promise me you'll never text when you're at dinner with somebody.
PLEASE PROMISE ME.
legreekguy532 karma
I dont know why i did this but yeah.... https://soundcloud.com/djfunkyfader/for-sebbysir
Frajer458 karma
"I am being forced to record this message against my will please tell my wife and kids that I "
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MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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DOES SHE GOT THA BOOTY? SHE DOOOOOOOOO
And you have a great voice for this! Keep it up!
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Odomizer362 karma
You should try "Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..... OFF MY WEINER"
:)
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It's the obvious place to pick them.
They bloom in the summer.
DanDierdorf326 karma
People, vote this bitch up, this guy's great and accomodating as hell!
Thanks for this AMA, good humor and good laughs, well done.
sahba311 karma
Awesome!
"Hi Seco [pronounced Seh-ku], I love you so much that I got a professional voice actor to say so. Also, your Momma is fat."
Kudos!!! :-)
sebbysir363 karma
When you get a chocolate crazed horse to profess love for another...
That's real, baby.
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Q - Did you ever see yourself doing this 10 or so years ago?
"I'm turning into a cat!.... Help me! Heeeeeeeeeelp meeee- meow."
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Oh, absolutely. I've been working towards it ever since I was a kid.
Not turning into a cat.
That just happened.
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Who needs luck when you lack talent?
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We all make mistakes...
CallMeMillano226 karma
"Daaaamn girl how you fit in them jeans!"
"I am on a fiber one diet."
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USNavySeniorChief219 karma
"From a deployment, far, far away, here is your dad Jolene, reading the finest of Sesame Street books with love"
Thanks!
Q- How does one get into voice acting? I'm told I have a very good "military" voice.
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Awesome question! There's a ton of ways to get into it.
I'd suggest getting involved with podcasts, doing voice work for game mods, and maybe recording a few mock commercials for your friends.
That's how I got started and it won't cost you a dime. :D
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This was my favorite one yet. XD
jcnelsen172 karma
"Hey, you've reached Jordan's phone. She's not in right now because she's STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" Please!! :) For my voicemail. Can you do it in a British accent? If not, that's fine!
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I'm HORRIBLE at British accents, but I tried it just for you.:p
irisexton166 karma
I can talk this way because of my magical mystical rainbow colored scrotum. Jealous?
Thanks ever so!
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Wait... I thought everybody had one of those. 0_0
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TIL, nobody checks their freakin' voicemails. Like, at all.
zoommsp156 karma
"Hun, you're at an 11. I need you to come down to a 3"
She hates when I tell her this, so I want a different voice to say it. Please and thank you!
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Your name was my favorite show growing up.
I came on and zoomed so MANY times.
Silent_Badgerette150 karma
Midnight tonight is the beginning of my little brothers 16th birthday... I plan on bursting into his room with a horn and yelling HAPPY BIRTHDAY. But... I think it'll be more fun to freak him out.
Can you record yourself in a creepy I'm-Watching-You-While-You-Sleep voice saying:
"Alan... Yoohoo.... Happy birthday handsome. Be sure to have a good day today. And remember.... I'm always watching you. giggle"
I would be soooo happy.
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Serialdan115 karma
I'd like to hear you say:
"I like to masturbate onto crackers and eat them"
I appologise in advance
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Channeling my inner Salad Fingers...
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"Motherstep's Gone Mad" in any voice you want, I plan to use it for a DJ mix. Thank you.
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Do you think you could send me that mix when you finish it? I'd love to hear it.
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"Space... The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no one has gone before."
Thanks
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Welp, time to bust out my box set.
pswii360i91 karma
"Gat dangit! Now I'm gunna have to hurt you Bobbeh" in your best Hank Hill voice!
p.s. I've been subscribed to your youtube account for a year now!
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The inner turmoil we all face...
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"Why are we here?!? Douglas cried as poop came out of his wiener. It was wiener poop, the worst kind of poop" in your best Morgan Freeman impression?
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My best Morgan Freeman impression is a slow witted Southern.
DOES IT PLEASE YOU?
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Dave, did you return from the grave?
Should have known you couldn't stay away from those Wendy's burgers!
cholar78 karma
Hi. I too would like to get into voice acting but don't know where to start. Where should I start? Also please scream "chicken nugget"
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Get involved with podcasts, do voice acting for game mods, and call up radio shows.
I did all that when I was getting started and had a heck of a fun time. :D
doctor_why75 karma
Could you please say "Emma got dat booty. Hellz yes, she got dat pumpkin butt." It's to confuse and frighten my girlfriend.
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Hello? Hellloooo? You're cutting out. Helloo? Just kidding. Leave me a message.
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You know, a lot of people found that annoying as Hell.
Just wait till you get to the hardest difficulty.
It's music to your ears.
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A State Farm commercial. It was the biggest thing I ever got when I was 22 and my mind was blown.
Not the most exciting thing in the world, but I'm pretty proud of it. :p
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"Hello, Carson can't make it to the phone right now. He's skydiving with David Tennant." can you pleeeeeaaasse do this one?
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As excuses go, that's gotta be in the top 5.
Right up there with I swallowed my phone.
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IT'S NAMED AFTER A WHORE!
apm139 karma
can you please say
" I run UNIX , for they may take our lives but they will never take our FREEDOM "
sebbysir61 karma
Sounds like something Moss on the IT Crowd would say. :p
Laundry_Hamper34 karma
Please read the text of this image using your most newsreaderly voice.
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Oh Jesus, please don't let my mother hear this.
Reddit_Wingman29 karma
"Hey cat, I baked you a cake. You're another year closer to death, brother."
Say this in a Hulk Hogan voice please.
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That's absolutely hilarious.
Took me 4 tries to do it without laughing. XD
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Hello! Thanks for doing this AMA. As a newer voice actress, here are some questions that I have for you.
* What's the craziest recording situation you have been in?
* Have you ever had to cancel a session because of sickness?
* What microphone are you using today?
* How do you feel about online casting websites like Voices.com and Voice123.com?
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Hey, welcome to the club!
- Having to record overseas in Russia.
When you don't know any of the language, everything sounds angry and vitrol filled whenever somebody's talking to me.
My production director wasn't with me for a day and a Russian Producer hated my guts with a passion. He made sure I was as miserable as possible during my session.
Turning off the heat, giving me a half broken mic and then yelling when my recording sounded horrible, and staring at me during the entire session.
It was Hell.
Yes. I was diagnosed with digestive condition a few months ago and had to take quite a while off. It's something I'll have to live with for the rest of my life and take medication for now, but at least I've adjusted.
I'm using a Neumann U87i.
I think they're great! I'd also suggest voicebunny if you're interested in casting. :D
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Haven't they been not killing him in the past few seasons?
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The question that haunts me to this very day...
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"I'm a finely tuned comedic missile. The comedy just flows through me, from the tip of my tongue to the bottom of my balls."
Thanks, man!
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Oh Jesus, your name is the title of an extremely disturbing music video by Dir En Grey.
I was so happy before... :(
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Why of course!
Who wouldn't jump on the opportunity to say that? :D
Selesniac23 karma
I am sick and tired of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!
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Come on man, that's not nice.
Cobras need love too. :(
TeslaBoyGangsta22 karma
"In a world where voice actors were underpaid, one man stood apart..."
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Haha, it isn't easy getting to Steve Blum or Freeman levels.
I'm not even close to their level. :p
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I'd last exactly one second on that show.
And that's rounding up.
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"You have reached ben's phone. He doesn't want to talk to you, but you can try leaving a message anyway"
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KayZee11 karma
Hey Thanks for doing this!
Would you Say "Nolan North ain't got shit on me"
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Hours of playing Saints Row 4 has burned that man's voice into my brain.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
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"GARE Blehr Grogogo Floppadingdong Scrafolopogaphatritis moe riy krkrkrkrkrkrkrrk"
The true test of a voice actor.
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We can learn so much from those words.
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And what an angelic name it is. :3
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Haha, I recently had a burger with cheese DIRECTLY injected into the patty.
It was glorious.
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That vengeance is a hell of a drug.
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Could you possibly say... "Hayden are you high on Maltodextrin again?" also "CHASMS 4 LYFE DAWG"? Thanks for doing this, quite an awesome AMA :)
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You can get high on Malodextrin?
SFthe3dGameBird3 karma
My indie game company's name and slogan:
"Game Builder Club and Building 3d Game Birds Gameapp Maker Co.
Game up. Game off. Game in."
(You kick ass by the way)
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A bit of a mouthful but I tried my best. :p
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ProblemHaters2 karma
"Damn, problemhaters wishes he knew what to tell a voice actor to say right now. His creative noodle pooped the bed."
I am not a smart man.
Thanks in advance!
UncoolJ2 karma
"The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain"
or
"I am Gotham's reckoning"
Your choice.
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That's the best juxtaposition of quotes I've ever seen.
YOU GET A HUG!
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Silly, Blitz. You're in the wrong game!
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Oh God, YES.
I was hoping somebody would request Bubble's "Hallllllllllllepeeno" but this is even better. :D
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"Misty, I just wanted to let you know that orange is an amazing color. Someday you'll see past the grey." My friend is colorblind and this is an ongoing joke between us. I would love it if you could do this c:
psychodave1231 karma
Can you say in a completely serious voice "Floating around at the speed of sound. Got places to go gotta FOLLOW MY RAINBOW" because I feel like that'd be hilarious.
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HA! I actually just bought a pair of giant Sonic Gloves for a video I'm doing.
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How can you not feel good with those luscious locks?
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"There are three things in this world I like: drugs, booze, and little girls and there's nothing you people can do to stop me"
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I have the strangest feeling I'm going to regret saying this.
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OH MAH GAWD! METHOD MAN, IZ DAT RELL3 U?
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"You've reached the voicemail of Canaan Henderson. I'm not in now so please leave me a message and ill return your call when I feel the need to do so. Have a nice day."
This would be for my little brother, he's not doing so well health wise anymore and this would make his month!
Canaan pronounced KAY-NIN
Thank you sir!!
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I'm sorry to hear that.
I'll do my best for you and him. :)
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Hey, it's my friends birthday tomorrow and I promised I'd get her something she's never gotten for her birthday. She'll never expect this!
Can you please simply say "Happy Birthday, Shannon!" or something similar.
Thanks if you can!
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Tell her to savor those birthdays!
Make it worth every moment.
Lord_fartus1 karma
"I came here with one thought in mind and that was to snark your chair, now make with the cabbage farts"
Do this. Do it now.
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Your legendary namesakes precedes you, Lord.
Please accept my humble offering.
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"what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across The United States and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the US Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
If that's too long for you could you do this instead:
"Fak u Gooben. I'll wreck your cunt, m8."
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