Hey there! My name is Sir Sebastian and I'm a voice actor/Youtube candy reviewer.

This is my show ----------> www.youtube.com/user/frickfrock999

Today, in addition to answering any questions you might have, I'd love to record any line line you want! :D

For proof, I'll post a comment on one of my candy videos and a greeting just for you guys.





Comments: 2121 • Responses: 83  • Date: 

sfitzknott1797 karma

"what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across The United States and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the US Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

If that's too long for you could you do this instead:

"Fak u Gooben. I'll wreck your cunt, m8."

sebbysir507 karma

Haha, don't think I'm ignoring you, I'm not.

I'm working on it and I'll try to get it up tomorrow. :)

Edit: IT'S DONE! :D


sebbysir1052 karma

Oh, and for anybody reading this.

Please feel free to use these recordings in any way you want. For profit, for fun, for freaking out neighbor Bob, etc.

I give everybody full rights and permission to them.

You don't have to credit me if you don't want, just have fun. :)



Victor169337 karma

Can you read 50 shades of grey in a passionate voice please?

sebbysir382 karma

Okay, what passage?

Lopno690 karma

"oi m8 i swer on me mum il wrek ya cheeky kunt!"

i_use_this_for_work628 karma

'Thank you for calling, however Chris always prefers a text message. Please hangup and send a text.'

sebbysir809 karma

Just promise me you'll never text when you're at dinner with somebody.



legreekguy532 karma

I dont know why i did this but yeah.... https://soundcloud.com/djfunkyfader/for-sebbysir

sebbysir255 karma

Jesus tap dancing Christ.

That's incredible! 0_0

Frajer458 karma

"I am being forced to record this message against my will please tell my wife and kids that I "

sebbysir533 karma

Revention449 karma


And you have a great voice for this! Keep it up!

sebbysir663 karma

jon81370 karma

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

sebbysir452 karma

So thirsty..

So thirsty for you.


Odomizer362 karma

You should try "Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..... OFF MY WEINER"


sebbysir831 karma

It's the obvious place to pick them.

They bloom in the summer.


DanDierdorf326 karma

People, vote this bitch up, this guy's great and accomodating as hell!

Thanks for this AMA, good humor and good laughs, well done.

sebbysir251 karma

Haha, thanks man! I'm so happy you're enjoying it!

sahba311 karma


"Hi Seco [pronounced Seh-ku], I love you so much that I got a professional voice actor to say so. Also, your Momma is fat."

Kudos!!! :-)

sebbysir363 karma

When you get a chocolate crazed horse to profess love for another...

That's real, baby.


levifawkinlynch282 karma

Q - Did you ever see yourself doing this 10 or so years ago?

"I'm turning into a cat!.... Help me! Heeeeeeeeeelp meeee- meow."

sebbysir579 karma

Oh, absolutely. I've been working towards it ever since I was a kid.

Not turning into a cat.

That just happened.


thndrchckn_271 karma

"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"

Good luck!

sebbysir820 karma

Who needs luck when you lack talent?


GeorgeWashingtonBush268 karma


sebbysir305 karma

CallMeMillano226 karma

"Daaaamn girl how you fit in them jeans!"
"I am on a fiber one diet."

sebbysir334 karma

I did these back to back.



USNavySeniorChief219 karma

"From a deployment, far, far away, here is your dad Jolene, reading the finest of Sesame Street books with love"


Q- How does one get into voice acting? I'm told I have a very good "military" voice.

sebbysir193 karma

Awesome question! There's a ton of ways to get into it.

I'd suggest getting involved with podcasts, doing voice work for game mods, and maybe recording a few mock commercials for your friends.

That's how I got started and it won't cost you a dime. :D


thewoodsterix204 karma

This is awesome.

"Big. Momma's. Kumquats."

You're awesome.

sebbysir219 karma

This was my favorite one yet. XD


thewoodsterix119 karma


sebbysir140 karma

It would be an honor.

jcnelsen172 karma

"Hey, you've reached Jordan's phone. She's not in right now because she's STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" Please!! :) For my voicemail. Can you do it in a British accent? If not, that's fine!

sebbysir206 karma

I'm HORRIBLE at British accents, but I tried it just for you.:p


irisexton166 karma

I can talk this way because of my magical mystical rainbow colored scrotum. Jealous?

Thanks ever so!

sebbysir241 karma

Wait... I thought everybody had one of those. 0_0


irisexton50 karma

When can we meet? This and your cracker talk has got me hot!

sebbysir69 karma


RupertMurloc165 karma


sebbysir389 karma

TIL, nobody checks their freakin' voicemails. Like, at all.


zoommsp156 karma

"Hun, you're at an 11. I need you to come down to a 3"

She hates when I tell her this, so I want a different voice to say it. Please and thank you!

sebbysir166 karma

Your name was my favorite show growing up.

I came on and zoomed so MANY times.


Silent_Badgerette150 karma

Midnight tonight is the beginning of my little brothers 16th birthday... I plan on bursting into his room with a horn and yelling HAPPY BIRTHDAY. But... I think it'll be more fun to freak him out.

Can you record yourself in a creepy I'm-Watching-You-While-You-Sleep voice saying:

"Alan... Yoohoo.... Happy birthday handsome. Be sure to have a good day today. And remember.... I'm always watching you. giggle"

I would be soooo happy.

sebbysir288 karma

How to scar a kid for life in 11 seconds.



allicov119 karma

Say titty sprinkles

Serialdan115 karma

I'd like to hear you say:

"I like to masturbate onto crackers and eat them"

I appologise in advance

sebbysir191 karma

Channeling my inner Salad Fingers...


JordanSM102 karma

"I didn't sign up for this"

sebbysir134 karma

GeorgeWashingtonBush99 karma


sebbysir144 karma

Except for Progressive.

Flo got it goin' on.


motherstep92 karma

"Motherstep's Gone Mad" in any voice you want, I plan to use it for a DJ mix. Thank you.

sebbysir122 karma

Do you think you could send me that mix when you finish it? I'd love to hear it.


aggarwalachal92 karma

"Space... The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no one has gone before."


sebbysir84 karma

Welp, time to bust out my box set.


pswii360i91 karma

"Gat dangit! Now I'm gunna have to hurt you Bobbeh" in your best Hank Hill voice!

p.s. I've been subscribed to your youtube account for a year now!

sebbysir113 karma


For you! It's an honor. :D


Joseph21288 karma

Hey, could you please say "Fish is nutritious, fish is for bitches"

sebbysir74 karma

The inner turmoil we all face...


Joseph21229 karma

Thanks dude, but the link won't work!

Cougs6782 karma

"Why are we here?!? Douglas cried as poop came out of his wiener. It was wiener poop, the worst kind of poop" in your best Morgan Freeman impression?

sebbysir124 karma

My best Morgan Freeman impression is a slow witted Southern.



tatertot25582 karma

"It's pattied into squares so the meat hangs over the bun".

sebbysir63 karma

Dave, did you return from the grave?

Should have known you couldn't stay away from those Wendy's burgers!


cholar78 karma

Hi. I too would like to get into voice acting but don't know where to start. Where should I start? Also please scream "chicken nugget"

sebbysir136 karma

Get involved with podcasts, do voice acting for game mods, and call up radio shows.

I did all that when I was getting started and had a heck of a fun time. :D


doctor_why75 karma

Could you please say "Emma got dat booty. Hellz yes, she got dat pumpkin butt." It's to confuse and frighten my girlfriend.

sebbysir118 karma


Does she really got dat p'mkin butt?


Nannooskeeska67 karma

Hello? Hellloooo? You're cutting out. Helloo? Just kidding. Leave me a message.

sebbysir74 karma

Oh, you're a devious one.



dvg9460 karma

say: Booker catch! thanks in advance

sebbysir83 karma

You know, a lot of people found that annoying as Hell.

Just wait till you get to the hardest difficulty.

It's music to your ears.


Doug10158 karma

What are the biggest jobs that you've done?

sebbysir129 karma

A State Farm commercial. It was the biggest thing I ever got when I was 22 and my mind was blown.

Not the most exciting thing in the world, but I'm pretty proud of it. :p

Bouinball47 karma

"Hello, Carson can't make it to the phone right now. He's skydiving with David Tennant." can you pleeeeeaaasse do this one?

sebbysir54 karma

As excuses go, that's gotta be in the top 5.

Right up there with I swallowed my phone.


deathsmaash46 karma

"Snarf snarf waahh wooo ohh aaa snaaarf"

hikeman41 karma

Go fuck yourself san Diego

sebbysir67 karma

apm139 karma

can you please say

" I run UNIX , for they may take our lives but they will never take our FREEDOM "

sebbysir61 karma

Sounds like something Moss on the IT Crowd would say. :p


Laundry_Hamper34 karma

Please read the text of this image using your most newsreaderly voice.


sebbysir57 karma

Oh Jesus, please don't let my mother hear this.


Reddit_Wingman29 karma

"Hey cat, I baked you a cake. You're another year closer to death, brother."

Say this in a Hulk Hogan voice please.

sebbysir43 karma

That's absolutely hilarious.

Took me 4 tries to do it without laughing. XD


ShiverSpell28 karma

Hello! Thanks for doing this AMA. As a newer voice actress, here are some questions that I have for you.
* What's the craziest recording situation you have been in?
* Have you ever had to cancel a session because of sickness?
* What microphone are you using today?
* How do you feel about online casting websites like Voices.com and Voice123.com?

sebbysir28 karma

Hey, welcome to the club!

  1. Having to record overseas in Russia.

When you don't know any of the language, everything sounds angry and vitrol filled whenever somebody's talking to me.

My production director wasn't with me for a day and a Russian Producer hated my guts with a passion. He made sure I was as miserable as possible during my session.

Turning off the heat, giving me a half broken mic and then yelling when my recording sounded horrible, and staring at me during the entire session.

It was Hell.

  1. Yes. I was diagnosed with digestive condition a few months ago and had to take quite a while off. It's something I'll have to live with for the rest of my life and take medication for now, but at least I've adjusted.

  2. I'm using a Neumann U87i.

  3. I think they're great! I'd also suggest voicebunny if you're interested in casting. :D

ZoroCanine27 karma

"Oh my god you killed kenny"

sebbysir41 karma

Haven't they been not killing him in the past few seasons?


bartha27 karma

"Could someone please explain to me why there's shit in the shower?"

sebbysir32 karma

The question that haunts me to this very day...


ObscureEnigmatic25 karma

"I'm a finely tuned comedic missile. The comedy just flows through me, from the tip of my tongue to the bottom of my balls."

Thanks, man!

sebbysir37 karma

Oh Jesus, your name is the title of an extremely disturbing music video by Dir En Grey.

I was so happy before... :(


JoJoJaMonkey23 karma

Can you say "Duck, duck, duck, NIGGAAAAA?"

Thanks in advance.

sebbysir106 karma

Why of course!

Who wouldn't jump on the opportunity to say that? :D


Selesniac23 karma

I am sick and tired of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!

sebbysir47 karma

Come on man, that's not nice.

Cobras need love too. :(


TeslaBoyGangsta22 karma

"In a world where voice actors were underpaid, one man stood apart..."

sebbysir34 karma

Haha, it isn't easy getting to Steve Blum or Freeman levels.

I'm not even close to their level. :p


misophone916 karma

Can you say "Hi I'm Sir Sebastian, and this is Jackass."

sebbysir27 karma

I'd last exactly one second on that show.

And that's rounding up.


sassinator114 karma

"You have reached ben's phone. He doesn't want to talk to you, but you can try leaving a message anyway"

sebbysir30 karma

Oh, that Ben.

He always plays hard to get. :3


KayZee11 karma

Hey Thanks for doing this!

Would you Say "Nolan North ain't got shit on me"

sebbysir36 karma

Hours of playing Saints Row 4 has burned that man's voice into my brain.

I wouldn't have it any other way.


Forhavu10 karma

"GARE Blehr Grogogo Floppadingdong Scrafolopogaphatritis moe riy krkrkrkrkrkrkrrk"

The true test of a voice actor.

sebbysir20 karma

We can learn so much from those words.


pickleman9008 karma

Just say my username please!

sebbysir13 karma

And what an angelic name it is. :3


blowjabbadahut7 karma

"Hamburger with cheese. Con ceso!"

sebbysir14 karma

Haha, I recently had a burger with cheese DIRECTLY injected into the patty.

It was glorious.


ZServ5 karma

You sound like Zach Braff. Just sayin'

sebbysir4 karma

I freaking love Zach Braff.

razlr5 karma

"This season, Bazmogasm returns.... FOR VENGEANCE"


sebbysir8 karma

That vengeance is a hell of a drug.


patlk23 karma

Could you possibly say... "Hayden are you high on Maltodextrin again?" also "CHASMS 4 LYFE DAWG"? Thanks for doing this, quite an awesome AMA :)

sebbysir6 karma

You can get high on Malodextrin?


SFthe3dGameBird3 karma

My indie game company's name and slogan:

"Game Builder Club and Building 3d Game Birds Gameapp Maker Co.

Game up. Game off. Game in."

(You kick ass by the way)

sebbysir3 karma

A bit of a mouthful but I tried my best. :p


BrodyApproved3 karma

"David Banner, I just slashed your tires."

sebbysir4 karma

Here you are, Brody.



Odomizer2 karma

"Ermergerd, prepare to be ODOMIZED!!!" You are the best.

sebbysir4 karma

That sounds sickeningly moist.

I love it.


ProblemHaters2 karma

"Damn, problemhaters wishes he knew what to tell a voice actor to say right now. His creative noodle pooped the bed."

I am not a smart man.

Thanks in advance!

sebbysir3 karma

UncoolJ2 karma

"The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain"


"I am Gotham's reckoning"

Your choice.

sebbysir7 karma

That's the best juxtaposition of quotes I've ever seen.



BlitzCrunk2 karma

Can you say:

"Welcome to Dota"

sebbysir6 karma

Silly, Blitz. You're in the wrong game!


jstrick751 karma

(from the trailer park boys) " Look Ricky its a HELACOCKSUCKER!!!! "

sebbysir3 karma

Oh God, YES.

I was hoping somebody would request Bubble's "Hallllllllllllepeeno" but this is even better. :D


peelsmcneil1 karma

"Misty, I just wanted to let you know that orange is an amazing color. Someday you'll see past the grey." My friend is colorblind and this is an ongoing joke between us. I would love it if you could do this c:

sebbysir3 karma

psychodave1231 karma

Can you say in a completely serious voice "Floating around at the speed of sound. Got places to go gotta FOLLOW MY RAINBOW" because I feel like that'd be hilarious.

sebbysir3 karma

HA! I actually just bought a pair of giant Sonic Gloves for a video I'm doing.


Cheesusaur1 karma

For no good reason, can you say: "Feeling better, Bayonetta?"

sebbysir4 karma

How can you not feel good with those luscious locks?


nuxetcrux1 karma

"There are three things in this world I like: drugs, booze, and little girls and there's nothing you people can do to stop me"

sebbysir2 karma

I have the strangest feeling I'm going to regret saying this.


MethodMan_1 karma

Can you say "g-g-g-g-Unit!" Just like 50 Cent :D

sebbysir3 karma



Chessica1 karma

"You've reached the voicemail of Canaan Henderson. I'm not in now so please leave me a message and ill return your call when I feel the need to do so. Have a nice day."

This would be for my little brother, he's not doing so well health wise anymore and this would make his month!

Canaan pronounced KAY-NIN

Thank you sir!!

sebbysir3 karma

I'm sorry to hear that.

I'll do my best for you and him. :)


Darraghk1111 karma

Hey, it's my friends birthday tomorrow and I promised I'd get her something she's never gotten for her birthday. She'll never expect this!

Can you please simply say "Happy Birthday, Shannon!" or something similar.

Thanks if you can!

sebbysir3 karma

Tell her to savor those birthdays!

Make it worth every moment.


Lord_fartus1 karma

"I came here with one thought in mind and that was to snark your chair, now make with the cabbage farts"

Do this. Do it now.

sebbysir2 karma

Your legendary namesakes precedes you, Lord.

Please accept my humble offering.



Very excitedly : "OOH, AHH Dance in smarty pants"