ObscureEnigmatic

My favourite vegetable's a turnip, I just LOOOVE the way it just sits there on the plate pretending to be potatoes

Sir David, what kind of shampoo and conditioner would I have to buy to keep my hair looking as good as yours for when I'm older?

"I'm a finely tuned comedic missile. The comedy just flows through me, from the tip of my tongue to the bottom of my balls."

Thanks, man!

Thank you to whoever gilded my comment!