Hi. My name is Mike Burns, the creator of @DadBoner and Karl Welzein, the author of "Power Moves." Available at www.karlwelzein.com Ask me anything.
Some of you won't like this. This is not for you then. Go get a burger or something instead.
You can follow me on Twitter @PizzaNachos69. Go Tigers.
Hey, I gotta go to a Dr. appointment right now. Don't want to go into details, but it has to do with my wiener being super awesome so they're taking pictures for some sexual medical journal. I'll answer everything else when I get back, but feel free to keep piling them on. You guys have been fucking great.
And while I'm gone, if you wanna go to www.karlwelzein.com and buy a book, that'd be cool. I don't know how much I'm getting paid for these wiener pictures and I'm out of groceries.