ajresch

When I walk inside a Subway for 30 seconds, why do all my clothes smell like Subway for the next 6 months?

Whenever I go to one of the 10 Subways in my small town, their deli meats always seem really slimy/slippery.

My question is: On a slow day, do you ever attach meat to your feet and glide across the tile floor? It seems like it would both work well and be fairly fun.

How far ahead do you typically plan storylines for Karl? Days? Months?

Why do Subways (the restaurant) smell worse than Subways (the public transportation/preferred bathroom for homeless people)?