IAm(A) Dave Horowitz, author and illustrator of a dozen childrens' books.
Like the title says, I make books for the childrens. You may know me from such books as the Ugly Pumpkin, Humpty Dumpty Climbs Again, Duck Duck Moose, Chico the Brave, Five Little Gefiltes and most recently Twenty-Six Pirates.
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Edit: Thanks Reddit. That was fun. If any more questions come in I will try to answer them, but I have to go start drinking now.