HymenAnnihilator

Mate, what's your favorite beer at Oktoberfest?

Jerry Cantrell, you are a badass. Have you ever had the opportunity to colab with Tom Morello? He's the only person on the planet that can hold a fucking wee flame to your shred skills.

Reddit gold if OP actually gives a legitimate response and provides proof he is who he says he is.

EDIT: OP delivered and verified. Cheers, PerfectFaro! http://imgur.com/mwe5Z

P(x|y) for the win.

Largest number of drinks it took to come up with a wicked awesome commodity name... GO!