IAM 4 years old, ask me anything and I'll upload an audio recording of my reaction and response!

I am answering questions to help with my language skills. I'll upload audio responses so you can directly hear my reaction!

Proof: http://i.imgur.com/W3LalPx.jpg

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BarelySanitary114 karma

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

andluckier101 karma

This made my shitty day a little brighter, thanks. :)

notsoobviousreddit99 karma

Why are we here?

PocketTaco99 karma

What's in the safe?

degjo81 karma

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

MrStereotypist74 karma

What is your dad's credit card number?

Nitrous_Ninja66 karma

If you could do anything at all, what would it be? Also, why do you love mommy and daddy?

3rdStrongestMole61 karma

How much money do your parents make?

McDeeds59 karma

How do i fix my credit score?

TexanChiver57 karma

What is the most important thing in the world?

trollbaithoohaha53 karma

What is the meaning of life?

polarbehr7645 karma

Why is 4 year old on reddit?

spandexgod42 karma

what is your favorite food. :)

Shannynh4 karma

Does he still nurse? I know I am super late, but can you ask him what it's like?

DethBreth42 karma

Where do babies come from?

pokeblueballs40 karma

How do you think babies are made?

actonesceneone39 karma

How many ninja turtles are there?

lookitzpancakes32 karma

How in fuck's name is this ama not more popular?

TheFork10131 karma

This is most definitely one of my favorite AMAs! Good for you, kid! :)

If you could do ANYTHING you wanted, what would it be??

MargosLxix27 karma

What is the best thing about being 4 years old? What do you think it will be like to be older?

pinkdissident24 karma

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Cletus_TheFetus24 karma

What's your thoughts about yellow trucks that drive through space?

viethonor22 karma

What do you wanna be when you grow up?

What do you like to watch?

What's your favorite color?

What is reddit?

Do you like karma?

What's your favorite song?

What's your favorite video game?

How's your life?

elwray198921 karma

Why is the sky blue and the grass green?

Brookeage19 karma

What should I eat for dinner?

kstam2819 karma

is your daddy doing this to get karma?

JimSDCrow19 karma

who sells sea shells down by the sea shore?

tossmeoff18 karma

Would you rather be Spiderman or The Hulk? Why?

idmb15 karma

How are the what is that?

universal_ubiquity15 karma

If you could have ice cream with one person, who would it be?

baileygrib14 karma

What would you do if an alien landed in your backyard?

Thatlobsters13 karma

Why did the chicken cross the road or when does the narwhal bacon

ImNotVenom11 karma

Favorite Pokemon?

selarch11 karma

This is so awesome, tell him I said happy birthday!

What are dreams?

iamfour13 karma

Whoops, forgot to tell him you said happy birthday, but he answered your question. https://soundcloud.com/piddle-widdle/what-are-dreams

xRiceTowel11 karma

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alcheMistsz10 karma

This is really awesome, brightened my day.

What is your favourite animal?

Walripus9 karma

Is 20 your favorite number? If it is, why?

[deleted]9 karma

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Do you have a crush on any girls or guys in your class?

Do you even lift?

stoutkraut9 karma

I'm watching this one. Oh, a question: What's your favorite cartoon and why?

expensivepens9 karma

What do you think about growing up?

DaveMcElfatrick8 karma

Do you want to have a girlfriend and maybe be a daddy one day?

bdsmash8 karma

give it a lemon.

UndecidedUser8 karma

What's your favorite thing to do?

Ruthy1238 karma

What is your favorite dessert and why?

Dharmatician8 karma

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bearsfan6547 karma

Do you like Thomas the Tank Engine?

alex81557 karma

why do you think people have toes?

IWannaBeACatLady6 karma

Are you excited to grow up?

Kuwshi6 karma

Do you like Justin Bieber ?

[deleted]5 karma

What is something you want to ask us?

gregdoom4 karma

If you had to pick the perfect pizza, where would you get it from and what would be on it?

BaiRenShuoZhongWen2 karma

What was your favorite Christmas present of all time?

apurrfectplace2 karma

Why is the word 'no' important to you?

ExultantSandwich2 karma

Why are we interested in what a random 4 year old has to say?

alpineld1 karma

I feel like some of the answers so far is the parent telling the 4 year old what to say... But if it's all authentic then this is pretty cool :)

iamfour13 karma

I haven't been feeding him any of the answers. For some of them he mumbled the first time so I asked him to say it again clearer.

innosins0 karma

What's in the safe?

josh112233-2 karma

Did you know santa claus isnt real

iamfour7 karma

You sly dog. I only asked him this because I knew the significance of what you were saying would fly over his head.

https://soundcloud.com/piddle-widdle/did-you-know-santa-claus-isnt

RasCrakii-24 karma

What the hell is wrong with your parents?