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elwray1989833 karma

I woke up this morning to a call from my boyfriend. He's a Marine at training

You crushed oh so many dreams with that line.

elwray1989228 karma

Do you still get carded?

elwray1989206 karma

Conditions of the 2000 Elections bet between the two.

elwray1989198 karma

Think of it this way...when you're 40, you'll still look like you're in your 20s.

elwray198929 karma

How are you doing?