IAMA new prostitute in a high-end legal brothel. AMA.

If i want to schedule an appointment for your services but can only perform while a clown is watching will your company provide the clown or will i have to bring my own?

You will have to BYO clown and also pay for him to be in the room.

No lady clowns?

There's a $50 charge for Fantasy.

So you're saying you have clown costumes at hand? I never considered fucking a clown before.

Not at hand but I'm sure we could accommodate your request

Also a clarification on the racism comments in the last post - I'm sorry to anyone who was offended by what I said, it was a throwaway remark. I don't have anything against other races but I was being honest when I said don't find certain ethnicities attractive.

if i hire you and i finish early. will you spend the rest of the time upvoting me?

Yes.

First... we both get naked. Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.

How much would that cost?

$400 minus the pepto-bismol.

What if a guy finishes quite early and he's paid for the full hour/half hour? I'm sure it's all different but do they generally just chat, leave early?

They stay and chat, have a drink, a massage or if they can, go again.

has anyone paid for the full hour, finished early and left?

People finish early but we stay and chat and cuddle. Nobody has left early on me.

If I happened to be in Sydney and wanted to spend an hour with you specifically, how would I make that happen?

I work at Stiletto under the name Karma

Any particular reason for that name?

Reddit

Discount for redditors...? Yes?

I don't make the prices, baby

holy hell, please do more GW posts. That is all.

Sure

Is sex without a condom ever allowed?

What if a guy showed up with $10k and papers to confirm he was clean and he wanted to cream pie you?

No. That's up to the girl but if management found out somehow the girl may be fired.

Sorry there aren't as many upvotes. We've just had a lot of prostitute AMA's.

Most of them were not real prostitutes, just karma whores though.

My working name is Karma and I'm a whore. What up.

Edit: TY for the gold http://i.imgur.com/IlNGr.gif

That's okay!

favorite position?

On top. Where I belong.

that answer game me shivers

Damn straight.

How often are testing for STDs done? Also thank you for posting.

Every month, the brothel files your documentation.

how common/uncommon is it for a worker to get a positive test?

Not sure, sorry. Haven't tested positive yet myself though.

Do they screen customers? Seems like it'd be bad for business if you had a repeat customer show up and infect half the staff.

We do a health check before sex.

How sexually satisfied does your work make you feel, if at all? Is it fun? If so, which aspects of the job are especially fun?

It's quite sexually fulfilling, and it is fun. I still see my casual sex partners regularly, but it's less of a necessity.

The aspects of my job I enjoy the most are meeting interesting people, some of the guys are great for conversation and have a lot of great stories. Also I've had great sex on the job, which is always fun. There was also a booking where I played pool for four hours naked in high heels. That was especially fun.

Thanks for replying :) Are there instances in which you can actually decline to have sex with a client? I.e. if they physically repulse you are are just uncouth? One more q. When you do have enjoyable sex at work do you let your clients know that you enjoyed it? Does that alter their experience at all?

Of course nobody is forced to have sex with anybody, but I haven't had instances where I've had to decline a booking. We are able to walk out of a booking if a client repeatedly doesn't follow rules or things like that.

And of course I do! That makes the experience more enjoyable for all involved :)

Do you also tell them the experience was enjoyable when it wasn't? ;)

Yep :(

So what is the distinction between "high-end" vs .. hmm "normal" or "low-end" ??

Is it price/looks/clientele ? Sorry, I am clueless on these things

I would consider low-end to be dodgy happy ending massage places or those that operate from a suburban home, etc

High-end would refer to the prices as well as quality. Our brothel is on that end of the price scale, but it's reflected in the size of the place, the rooms and general quality of the place and the girls.

Is this the same brothel that Jim Jeffries talks about taking his disabled friend to? Also known as "Four Floors of Whores"

We only have three floors so I guess no :(

give us an AMA in a year

Sure

I live in Sydney too.....

Anyway, what was it like on your first shift? I probably would have been too nervous to even concentrate.

We got into trouble for going overtime because neither of us wanted to leave.

I was really nervous but my client was equally so. He was a hot young 20 year old and hot and fit and hot. He was good.

So he was hot you say?

He was hot.

Was he hot?

Hot.

But was he hot?

He was hot and hot.

And fit?

Fit and hot

See everyone?

hot..and hot...and hot

throw the rest of your shit out the window

Hot

Was it Zyzz? It was, wasn't it?

This is like every 20 year old's dream. Go to a brothel, get the girl on her first day, blow her mind, and she doesn't want to go after the hour is up.

He's dead, yo

favorite/ least favorite part of the job?

Favourite part of the job is the sex and money, least favourite is the boredom waiting around between clients.

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PRETTY MUCH

This doesn't relate to prostitution, but in Australia, what kind of authors do you read in high school literature classes? Like Americans, we read The Great Gatsby or The Sun Also Rises or Absalom! Absalom! Are there books that are considered "Great Australian Novels?" What are they?

We read a lot of Tim Winton as far as Australian authors ago. I remember studying Tirra Lirra by the River in Year 11. We mostly focus on a lot of modern classics like Farenheit 451, Lord of the Flies, Catcher in the Rye, Of Mice and Men as well as a lot of Shakespeare. I've also studied Pygmalion a few times.

What is your wage ? What is the cost and what do u make ?

I make $200/hr not including extras, the client pays $400/hr. I've been working once a week, the shifts are 10 hours long but it depends how many bookings you get. I make about $1500 per shift.

$1500 per shift? It takes me a month to make that at my job. What am I doing with my life?

Not being a hooker?

What do you do with your six days of free time?

I attend university 2 days a week, work in marketing one day a week and am a freelance photographer/graphic designer. I like to keep busy mostly!

Do your other jobs know you hook on the side?

No. It's definitely not something I want my other bosses to find out about.

You know for a fact who one of your upcoming clients would be if they found out.... Right?? haha

My bosses are female

Damn $400? Thats way cheaper than Vegas escorts who I might add look used up.
Vegas escort services were charging $250-$400 just for the initial fee. More costs on top of that if you want to do anything more than chat

Dude, bummer. $400 includes sex, mutual oral and a massage.

Is that a posh way of describing a 69er?

Not exclusively 69

You won't S the D unless they E the P?

No I suck the dick

Thanks for doing this AMA! A couple of questions:

• do you find sex with paying customers truly arousing, or are there certain customers who just don't turn you on? What do you do if you're not in the mood?

• Are there any fetishes that you enjoy outside work, e.g. wearing latex, exhibitionism etc.? Would you ever consider working in an establishment that promotes this kind of thing?

I am truly aroused by some customers but not all of them. When I'm not immediately attracted to a guy I try to find some common ground or something about him I like. I believe that a connection is important, especially if they're paying so much money for your time. If I'm just completely not into it, which doesn't happen, I fake enthusiasm and use a lot of lube.

I do have a few fetishes - bondage, choking, spanking/etc I probably wouldn't consider working in fetish though, because I like keeping those things for my personal sex life.

How often do you have sex in your personal sex life? Do you ever feel too tired to perform after a heavy 'day at the office'? And what's the most outrageous or risky sexual thing you've ever done?

I have sex maybe twice a week in my personal life and yes, there's been times I've been too tired after work. The most outrageous would be some ropes and bondage.

Don't do any of these with your clients till they've been your regulars for a long long LONG time. Girl agreed to it with one of her regulars, things got nasty and moral of that story is he's now up on an attempted rape charge.

Yeah exactly. I don't think I would do bondage/any sensory deprivation at all with clients.

So I'm into some pretty freaky stuff. How freaky will you go?

No scat and I won't rim anyone. Most things I reckon would be faire game for me.

If the sex trade wasn't legal & regulated, would you have still considered doing it?

No absolutely not. The risks associated are too high if it's not a legitimate operation and I value the protection that my institution provides me.

2 more. When did you decide to go into this trade & how was the hiring process done?

I've been considering it for the last year or so and made the decision last month. I called up the brothel and asked about working and the invited me in for an interview. I did an interview with the manager and filled out an application for and started that week. It was quite a speedy process.

Did you have to "prove" your self or anything like that?

No, they assumed I know how to have sex.

Thanks for the great night!

YOU'RE WELCOME

Do you squirt?

Yes, but not during sex, only with my hand.

squirting hands don't turn me on.

Damn. I thought they were pretty special.

What kind of freaky stuff are those treadmills used for?

It's the private gym in the girls area for those who want to work out before/after a shift.

Have you ever had anyone famous come in? Like Larry Emdur?

I can't disclose clients' identities but yes, and a lot of football players (AFL & NRL).

Interesting. I would have thought it'd be more Union players for some reason. So no Larry Emdur though? Blink once for yes!

Union players too. Some players from the All Blacks came in recently.

I haven't heard anything about Larry Emdur though. I'll assume yes.

Have you ever bumped into a client somewhere out in public? If so is it awkward or do you just high five?

I haven't yet but we're not meant to approach clients in public anyway. A cheeky wink would be funny though hahaha

Strangest request you've ever had?

Nothing really strange. Playing pool naked probably.

Has a little person ever paid you lots of gold to take his squire's virginity and then pretend he was so good you would not charge him for it?

No :(

Describe your typical clients, if there's such thing as typical. I'm guessing since you're "high-end" that weeds out some of the nasties. Mostly businessmen?

Surprisingly not a lot of businessmen. I haven't had a typical type of guy, they're all different. There's been an electrician, drummer, retired businessman, uni student, miner and a married couple (not sure what they did).

Why don't you have more pics???

Refer to my r/gonewild posts.

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Not to my knowledge.

How is someone who has as much sex as you, a redditor?

There's a lot of boredom waiting between clients.

In your expert opinion, how much truth is there to the notion that "size doesn't matter"?

Size matters to an extent. If it's micro you better learn how to eat pussy.

So, what would you say is "big enough" to contribute?

I reckon 5 inches in sufficient.

"in sufficient" or "is sufficient".
Please don't scare me

*is, sorry.

do your clients go down on you? are they allowed to?

Yes and yes

What are your long term plans? I dont mean to presume too much, but your brothel likely won't keep you on indefinitely. So, what's next?

I plan on finishing my degree, going travelling, and then getting a full-time job in my field. This was intended to be a temporary income while I'm studying.

That may change when you make less money working 5 days a week with your degree than you do now.

That's what I'm worried about.

How good are your massages? Do you get trained or anything?

No training but I've practiced on friends and clients and apparently I'm pretty decent.

If I came to your brothel could you get me a Reddit discount?

Also is there a maximum number of girls I can hire at one time?

Sorry, I don't set the prices :( And no, if you got the money, you get the girls.

Who has been your most memorable customer?

I've had a few memorable ones. My first one obviously, he was really young and hot and probably more nervous than me. Another was a retired businessman who had lived the good life (and obviously still is).

Young and hot?

Tell me, was he hot and fit?

Hot and fit

Young and retired? He definitely had it good.

No they were two different clients haha.

I think this is a really interesting post and i just have two questions. If a 18-22 year old girl came up to you and said she was interested in starting this type of work would you try to discourage her? How long do people typically work before "retiring" and finding another job?

No. If she's confident enough and comfortable with the idea then it definitely is a good job for her. We have mature ladies working here do is I don't know how long the typical career is but a lot of them go private.

Hey! Interesting post.

1. Would it be weird if a guy came in and say "oh hey karma, I loved your AMA!"?

2. How old are you? That's probably not a polite question but at least I'm not asking you to rim me.

1. No, it would be great!
2. I'm, turning 20 soon.

Are you a fan of Firefly? I ask because you seem like the closest thing there is to a Companion IRL.

I haven't watched Firefly yet, but it's in my torrent queue.

Just try Netflix for free.

-Not a netflix salesmen

I'm in Australia :(

If I won the lottery and wanted to build an addition onto my house how much would it cost per hour to hire 2-4 prostitutes to tile my new kitchen floor, bottoms are ok but they all have to be topless? Also, would you be for or against using other power tools like a nailgun or power sander at my direction if my contractors are too expensive?

Outcalls are $600/hr each, multiple girls are $80 each extra. Hahahaha maybe,

you have great curves. just sayin'

TY TY

If a guy asked you to be honest about your level of attraction to him, and you didn't find him very attractive, would you be honest or lie?

I would lie.

had any clients with huge dongs? what would you consider big?

Over 7 inches. About 3 big ones so far.

Am I allowed to eat some MDMA and come in and mess around in a session. Always wanted to do that. Prob would have bad sex but hug lots but always wanted to be with a working girl doing that.

I am an old raver and want to live the past

YES DO IT

Are you happy? That's the only really important question. If you are, keep havin' fun. If not, I am sorry. Peace.

Yes :)

Thank you

Where in Australia is prostitution legal (just NSW or elsewhere as well)?

Prostitution is legal in all states of Australia and brothels are legal in NSW, Victoria and I think Queensland.

Do you ever get solicited by women?

I've done a married couple where she was the one most into it.

Hypothetically speaking, what would you do if you saw your father walk into the brothel and then he happened to get you?

I don't meet older asian men for this reason.

Have you got any bookings from Redditers (this AMA) yet?

NO WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU ALL COME FUCKING ON

What's the weirdest/kinkiest thing a client has ever asked you to do?

I haven't had any kinky requests yet, I suppose the farthest it's gone was a client who really wanted to rim me.

Will report back if any weird/kinky requests arise.

So there's some weird shit down under

There's weird shit all over.

Do you/would you take women as clients?

I've done couples and yes, bring on the pussy.

How much to have sex on the treadmill while it's on?

Not enough.

My GF is bi. Could we get a 3way ? How much?

Yes. $700/hr.

how many/whats the percentage of clients you have that you would of had sex with without getting payed?

Maybe about 10%

Do you feel awkward telling people you recently became acquainted to about what your profession is? How do you go about that?

No, I don't feel awkward about it. I obviously don't tell most people only a few of my friends know, I suss them out first.

Going by what's average, do you have a lot of spare time in your 10h shifts? Or does it tend to be booked end-to-end?

Following from that, how do you defeat the boredom? ^_^

I only get booked for about 4 hours. I bring my laptop and a book :)

It sounds like your experiences have all been good and you do not have a history of sexual abuse or poverty which drove you to prostitution of which I am glad and often not the case in the rest of the world.

My only other concern regarding prostitution is that it devalues women and girls [or in some cases boys] to where they become objects to be bought and used instead being treated as human beings with value beyond their body. In any case I hope all goes well for you.

Thanks. I don't feel like I'm devalued and this job has been great for my self-esteem thus far.

Would you rather fuck 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses? Before you answer though, I thought you should see what you are getting yourself into with the duck...

How the fuck am I supposed to fuck a duck-sized horse?

I'm sure the horses are wondering how the fuck they're going to fuck you. But I imagine it being a stable bukkake. Prepare yourself for battle.

I'll take the duck.

Do you harbor contempt for the men coming through? Do you feel disrespected?

Or do you understand the perspective of your clients and feel empowered through your ability to help them?

No, I don't feel contempt for them at all. Everyone has needs and if you have to means to pay for it, power to you. I never felt disrespected, all the clients I've had so far have been lovely.

And yes, I do. I spend a lot of time talking to them and just having great conversations. They're able to open up to us in many situations and sometimes we're like naked counsellors with banging bodies.

Do you have any moral qualms or self-esteem issues about your line of work? Also how do you attach meaning to sexual relations when you have meaningless sex all the time for money?

I'm not trying to attack you - I've just always thought those two things would be psychological damaging for sex workers.

Absolutely no qualms about the industry or working in it. I found that it's been actually great for my self-esteem. I think I'm able to attach meaning to sex when there's a connection between my partner and I. I definitely don't see sex as a chore and I enjoy it in my personal life too.

If you developed a serious relationship would you quit your job? *edit: terrible wording

Probably not, I really enjoy this job and it's a great source of income for me.

What do friends and family think about your job?

My friends are supportive and my family doesn't know.

Would / Do you accept cryptocurrencies such as bitcoin and/or litecoin?

Our brothel only accepts cash, credit and eftpos. However I'd be happy to accept bitcoin for online requests/cams/purchases.

Can you remember making any huge mistakes that, had you not made them, you wouldn't be where you are today?

How did you get into your current line of work?

What is the main driving force in your life and does it have a profound impact on what you do?

Nope. Decided that I wanted to make more than I was at my retail job and did some research. Driving force would be my desire to travel, and it was one of the main motivations for doing this job. I also study at university and love my degree, I look forward to working in my field of study.

Is it possible to have a lasting romantic relationship while being a prostitute?

Yes a lot of the girls here are in committed relationships

Ever have an incredibly nervous customer? How did you make them feel more at ease?

Yes, my first client was as nervous as I was and he was really young. We got into it by chatting and kissing and a bit of foreplay. Once they realise that you're just another person and stop seeing you as a hooker, they relax and get into it.

LEGAL Brothel?! i gotta move to Sydney!

Yes. It's fantastic and lush. No seediness at all.

What's the usual cost to hire someone?

$250 for 1/2 hour, $400/hr

Sydney Swans or GWS?

Sorry, NRL fan :(

You're dead to me :'(

:'(

Hi. Do you relatives know about your job ? If yes how do they react ? (if it is too personnal you don't have to answer). And have you ever had a first-timer? If yes how did he act/react to this?

No, none of my relatives no but I know they would freak. I haven't had a virgin to my knowledge yet.

What's it like to be a literal whore?

Surprisingly normal. I go about every day life as I did before. One night a week I become someone else. It's actually pretty fun!