IAMA Blind and Mute Guy since the age of 3 (written by his friend) AMA

Does he play a mean Pinball?

I just let him try on my iPhone , he got a respectable 21,100

Came here to ask this. Guess I am not the only old fart on Reddit.

You don't have to be an old fart to listen to great music.

"Most of the time you fart while listening to music"

-Brendan

How can he tell the difference between dreams and real life?

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I cant answer that:(

Neither can he

what the flying fuck why can't i come up with an answer to this that makes sense

See, it's a legitimate question now

how often does a flying monkey throw plates at you, in reality?

"Enough that I've needed to get a holding (I think restraining) order on it"

-Brendan

When you jack off, do you think of Helen Keller?

"Muaaaaaaaarghhhharghhhhmuuua"

He laughed, don't worry

Seriously though, what does he jerk off to?

Porn For The Blind I suppose...

That's awesome

1.Is he excited that due to modern science one there is the possibility he could see and even speak again?

1. For TV, does you said you have to describe a lot of stuff for him, does he not use/not like the DV Audio (Description for people who are visually impaired)?

2. Does he workout or run, and if so how does that work, is it more difficult or more or less the same?

First off, he said great question, +1 karma for you, Second, no, DV audio isn't that adaptable to him, it sometimes uses colors and that makes him unhappy, and for the most part he doesn't ask about to many things, and I've learned to describe it singe understands.

Now to the exercise, he can run if someone is holdin on to him, he can use treadmills under supervision, stuff like that

What's been the hardest thing for him so far?

Not being able to remember what his parents look like

Does he have a crush on anyone? (personality wise obviously)

He's not telling me, which I assume yes

i believe in his lady slaying skills

So do I, because he is blind he is allowed to ask girls to feel their face, and his hands may "accidentally" go low to start with, and the girl never cares. He a lucky man

BRB. Poking my eyes out.

He says you'd think it's great but not worth it

How do you know when to stop wiping?

And I quote "Go to bed, you're either tired or drunk", but to answer , you just keep wiping till you are sure

Question for friend. Did you have a background in ASL before befriending Brendan or did you learn it for (or with) him? If you learned it for him that makes you even more of a badass friend than I thought.

Thanks for the AMA, by the way. It's the most interesting one I've read in quite some time.

I started learning when I was 6 after realizing that I could never understand my friend again

What does he see in his dreams? I've always been curious about this.

Just light an dark, and "stuff". He can't describe it since he can't remember seeing much, he never learned colors

How did he go about learning sign language when he can't see?

Your hands are moved for you, it took him 5 years to start being fluent, and he still has trouble, if you check I have left some things how he signed them to show this fact

Are artificial eyes/vocal chords a possibility for him in the future?

Eyes are not, when he is 18, he is allowed to sign up for a vocal cord transplant (or insert)

Why does he have to wait to be 18 to sign up for a vocal cord transplant? This sounds like they are taking "children should be seen and not heard" far too literally.

There's stuff in law that makes it difficult for kids to get transplants, plus when he's 18 he'll be growing less so they don't have to worry about that, that way his wick cords won tear

Speech Pathologist here.

The larynx, where the vocal cords are housed is not fully matured until around 20-25 years old. Any growth of that area could lead to tearing of the transplanted vocal cords, so typically a recipient needs to be older. I'm not sure about the legal side (also I'm Australian so it's different here).

I'd be very interested to know if he has had any speech-language pathology intervention growing up, and if yes, what kind and for how long.

He says thank you, and he'll find out

Why are artificial eyes not an option? Is there no such a thing, or is it a difficult procedure? I am complete ignorant about this.

it is to dangerous for how much he cares about seeing (not a big deal)

Hi Brendan, thanks for taking the time to do this interesting AMA! My question is more directed at your friend that is here typing for you: do you notice Brendan having extremely good hearing? My close friend is blind and she can hear EVERYTHING; it amazes me how heightened her hearing sense is! It's obvious as to why it would increase in sensitivity, but it just fascinates me to no end and never fails to surprise me. She'll hear the tiniest things that I never pick up on. Do you notice anything similar with Brendan?

Yes, he can hear the smallest things, it's really funy because he has a cat, and as you all know seein how thisnisnteddit after all, cats can hear the faintest thig and they'll turn their head, he does the exact same thing. So there will be a sound I can't hear, but he and his cat both turn their heads to the same exact spot which is pretty funny

What's are the things that are hard for him to do and what things can he do that would surprise us?

He's amazingly good at the piano, eating meals is probably the most frustrating thing he says, you would think its easy, but not being able to sea food (yes he signed it that way) is very annoying. Otherwise, he says he is ok with just about everything else, he wishes he could watch TV, play video games, see a cat, and small things like that

"see a cat", spoken like a true reddditor.

He has a cat as I mentioned before, let's just say that cat has been takin crazy pills way to long

Can you show us a clip of him playing pano?

Sure, give us a day, he's staying at my house for the weekend and I don't own a piano

No, the man wants to see a pano being played

Oh, we'd have to go buy a pano, unless someone here has one for rent?

Would be awesome to see a video of him playing piano. This is the first ama that I've gotten a reply to. Thanks for taking the time to translate and type it out.

no problem, we're trying to reply to everyone

What are your favorite foods? What is particularly easy to eat?

Steak is his favourite, anything that is easy to stab with a fork

How does he like his steak done?

Medium-well

Weird and personal question but I'm curious to know.... most guys are turned on from things they see (boobs, but, etc). So what turns you on? I won't be insulted if I don't get an answer, I'd be pretty uncomfortable answering that

He says sorry, but if you want that answer you'd need to send us a message, he'll answer I there, not on this thread though

What caused him to go blind and mute when he was three?

Since he had some experience with sight and speech, does he ever miss it?

If he were to actually try to talk right now, what would it sound like?

Genetics degenitory disease

How does he function at school? And does he have to have someone with him all the time or can he do things alone?

Someone is with him at all times assisting him.

Thank you for the reply. And good luck too him. I know it can be hard with even a single disability. My friends mom is deaf and I can only just barley communicate with her and can't comprehend the trouble it is. Let alone blind and mute. Best of luck :)

He says thank you very much fish_to_the_top, that's that he signed

Can he laugh? I don't understand the whole vocal cords thing.

He can laugh, but it's just wind, he can't make sound anything other than like whistling(he's great at it) and breathing

Has he ever tried talking through his whistling? When I whistle, I can control the amount of air to create sounds that 'somewhat' sound like speech. And the tongue controls so much of speech (instead of just vocal chords), can't he make Tuh and Puh and Kuh sounds with his lips and tongue? I mean, it's no way perfect by any stretch the least bit. Would have to do it slow. But you never know with practice. Maybe get half words out?

he had never thought to try that

Does he ever just listen to TV?

Yes, we have to give extra details sometimes, but he likes the news and more informational pieces of television

Does "descriptive video" on TV help? You know where someone narrates the action on the screen? It seems like their voice combined with the dialogue would be difficult to follow.

He said it is

what would be his ideal girlfriend? :)

Someone who accepts him as who he is, she is nice, "she got a nice rack" she's got a sense of humor, and she would or coul learn ASL

Awesome. I fit the criteria. <3

He's says "Pleased to meat you"

Heh. He's pleased to "meat" her.

You got his joke

I also play drums! So if I ever visit PA we should totally write music together.

Also, if he's still single by 30, he should contact me. I'll come for a visit. XD

Ok, I'll tell him

If he ends up gettin laid in the future, make another post!!

Ok, he said will be done

I heard that blind people see nothing. By nothing, I mean like seeing out of your elbow nothing.

Is this true?

He sees what I'm assuming are different shades of "grey" like brighter and darker, and I might as well say it. He can see 50 shades of grey

My Grandma lost her sight when she was in her 20-30's so she does remember color and such. She told me that all she sees are different shades of grey, and that is no joke.

Told you all

Is his handwriting legible? Like would he be able to have a conversation with someone who doesn't know sign language by writing? How does he use Reddit?

I read reddit to him, along with his parents, and his dog has a piece of paper explains some easy commands he will sign if no one is around. he can not write

Oh dear god I couldn't handle my parents reading Reddit to me...So much awkward.

"Well son, the next link is titled "[F]irst time, be gentle"

signs - "Yeah, open that one!"

Haha, that made him laugh so much

Why were his vocal cords removed?

Extreme deterioration

How did you guys meet? What were the initial interactions like? What are his social interactions like in school?

Very interesting AMA, thank you very much!

I was friends with him before he lost his sight and voice. After he lost his Sight and Voice i would try and visit him almost everyday in the hospital (which he was in for 6 months) after which i wasn't able to see him for 6 more months, after that, we could meet again, and i started to realize i couldn't ever be able to understand what he was trying to say. So then I also started learning American Sign Language.

Normally Either a teacher, my other friend, or I accompany him around school so he can communicate, and like i said before, if someone messes with him, I mess with them.

msg me when he is 18 and ill make sure to get him a massage in chinatown

edit1: on ya, in NYC...dunno where you are.

Philadelphia surrounding area is all we're saying

What does he do in his free time (e-books, books in Braille, etc?) and how much assistance does he require for doing everyday things?

EDIT: Has he smoked weed or done any other psychedelic substances? If yes, what was it like?

He isn't very good at learning Braille, he says it's all just bumps to him, so he gets audio books, he loves playing instruments, listen ing to music, Pandora especially, stuff like that

P.S. between you all and me, he is scary good at pool (billards) for not being able to see

EDIT1: he has not done drugs

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Not gunna lie, If I got beat at pool by a blind guy I would... well I don't know what I'd do. Something drastic and ridiculous.

Like flip a pool table?

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Well I just went through the thread.. First off, you're a really amazing friend. I wish I had friends like you who would be as understanding as you are... seesh. I hope you guys get to got to a Coldplay concert. While it is visually very fun, it can be fun for a blind person too! They have this confetti that blows out and it can be interesting to feel it fall around you while you listen to Every Teardrop.

Anyways, I'm just curious, what is your buddy planning on doing when he graduates high school? You're older than him by a year, so you're going to graduate sooner. Obviously, he has his family to help him. Is he going to college? Any career path? Gonna say 'screw that' and run off to Switzerland?

Answer whatever you're comfortable answering, and thanks.

We have gone to two, One in Camden NJ, the other in Philadelphia PA. He said that colleges offer opportunities for him, and there is support for him. Like he said before he wants to help other people with disabilities when he is out of college. He also said he doesn't think Switzerland is very blind person friendly with all the mountains

I don't mean to be rude but how does he go to the restroom? Does someone help him? Like you?

No, I dont help him, the dog does

How much money he got in his wallet?

None, others carry it around for him

Does he always have others with him? Has he considered getting a service pet?

He has a German Shepard

Is the dog coming to school with him? Are they such an independant team that he can go out alone with the dog? And before you said he can only run when holding onto someone. Why?

Yes.

Sort of, it's easier when Simone else is there

Balance issues

Are you good at math?

Yes

What do you do for a living? Or are you a student?

student

What does he want to do after his scolarity?

He would like to work with others with communication impairments

In what language/sign language do you think?

He says he never thought about it, but he thinks it might actually be in ASL, like he sees signing in his head, great question

How does he learn pieces for the piano?

By hearing them first

What is your favorite sensation?

He wants to know what you mean by this?

Of all the things hes smelled, felt, heard or any other sense, which is his favorite.

Sound, he said he believes that sound lets you see the world through the eyes of Earth.

Not exactly sure what it means but interpret how you like

Are you being held against your will by this karma greeding man? If so tap your feet twice.

Tap tap

A couple of questions.

1. What is his favorite hobby to do?
2. What is his favorite drink?
3. What is his favorite time of year?
4. What is his favorite subject in school?

Play music, Fanta (Orange Soda) Summer Solstace Music, but if that doesn't count, then science

how does he communicate with people?

American Sign Language

i assume that acronym confuses people

Yes, seeing how the ibternet corrupts

Does he listen to sports and if so or if not, has anyone ever explained to rules of different games such as soccer (football), rugby, or tennis? What is Brendan's favorite thing to do in his spare time?

Yes, he listens to baseball, soccer and football, his dad explained all the rules to him. He likes to play instruments in his free time, or listen to music or have someone read him reddit

Do you sit and read him reddit? You get internet cookies, man. Lots of internet cookies.

Yes

What is your favorite band/ song? Also, what is your favorite piece to play on the piano ? You having no negative putlook on life really helps my feels, so thank you.

Favourite song is Every Teardrop is a Waterfall by Coldplay, and he loves playing Fur Elise