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Unfortunately most of us here would start messing around with a lightsaber if we ever got our hands on one and eventually hurting ourselves. The moment we touch it we'd turn into fucking jedis.

Can you train my chihuahua to become the ultimate killing machine so that he exterminate the cat that scratched him and its all associates?

How did your friend react to the outcome? You've mentioned that she was hurt when it happened but how is she now? I just can't imagine how I could even spent time with someone or just look at them in the eyes from all the guilt after making them go through such pain and difficulties.