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zoidberg1339470 karma

You write on Mulaney? So how much blame for destroying John's career can we assign to you?

...Love Bob's Burgers by the way.

zoidberg1339406 karma

Yeah, I imagine "I beat the guy my wife was fucking" would go over fairly well with prisoners. Way better than "I fucked a 5 year old" or something.

zoidberg1339354 karma

Good point.

Bailiff, let this man go free.

zoidberg1339273 karma

You can trust this guy, he's a doctor.

zoidberg1339168 karma

That's the first rule of the robot mafia too.