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"Can I get a facial tissue?"

"A what?"

"I want a facial tissue."

"I have no idea what a facial tissue is. Try asking @TheSixthSide"s mama; she should know about facial tissues."

"A kleenex."

"Oh, sure."

I could see using the brand name as being simpler.

P.S. Good cubing username.

P.P.S. I'm sure @TheSixthSide's mama is a nice lady.

Is that your fastest 3x3 time, including on speed cubes?

Are the cubes you compete with new or broken in?

Best resource for newbie megamind solving?

Damn autocorrect. Yes and thanks.