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zipiddydooda669 karma

Maybe they'd do what my dad did when he found out I smoked cigarettes, and made me smoke an entire pack in front of him. i would imagine your scenario would be more awkward.

zipiddydooda61 karma

Are we doomed?

zipiddydooda24 karma

Standard hot girl talk. ā€˜Iā€™m a dork!ā€™ Then goes to gym 5 times a day, does Pilates, hikes, lives best life and basically does nothing any true dork would describe as being dorkesque or dork inspired.

Source: Am dork

zipiddydooda4 karma

You mean the sugar free haribo gummy bears. The distinction is important.

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