zerounodos

You should--- CALL PARNELL JUST TO SEE HOW HE'S DOING!

Man you know your stuff. This sounds like hell.

I can honestly say I got into D&D because of that.

For my turn, I rape the Dukein family... again

Go to your local RPG store and find people who play and join them! That's the easiest way to learn. Of course you should always read the player's handbook like /u/v0rpal_rain said, but how the game plays always depends on who you are playing with.

Also! You are always welcomed at /r/DnD

I'm confused; are you they guy that build it but you said it was your friend for who knows what reason, are you answering his answers in first person, or are you both answering and confusing me?

By the way, AWESOME WORK, MY MAN. JUST AWESOME.