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Ah yes the famous Schrödinger's Dick Pic.

I have enough trouble trying to find my glasses in the morning. Trying to find my eyes would be so much harder.

As a father I can't really comprehend leaving my kids, Seems like taking an 8 year trip around the world would ruin any relationship with the birth-father you mentioned, or was he already completely out of the picture?

You clearly haven't seen what my 2nd grader stuffs into her backpack. It probably weighs as much as she does. I have to go in their weekly to clean out all the books/toys she brings in to play with her friends at recess.

I really hope Meile/Riccar has sent /u/touchmyfuckingcoffee a bonus or at least knows about these AMAs. I know we bought a better quality bagged vac a few years ago based on an AMA.