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Was John Stamos snorting cocaine and crying about babies in dumpsters like he did at a fundraiser at my job three years ago?

Edit: For those inquiring...

So, small sacrifices..

I worked at a carnival themed nightclub, where one night, John Stamos' fundraiser for saving abandoned babies had an event. I was in the bathroom as he was kinda pretty obviously snorting blow with an older, white-haired gentleman. Then, when he had to make a speech, he was so blatantly coked out that he brought himself to tears.

But does it have nipples?

Have made this joke before, but:

KGB, GIGN and CIA want to prove they are best at catching criminals. Secretary General of UN decides to make test. Releases rabbit into forest, and each of them must catch it. CIA people go in. Place animal informants throughout forest. Question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, CIA conclude that rabbit does not exist. GIGN goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn forest, killing everything in it, including rabbit, and make no apologies: rabbit had it coming. KGB goes in. Come out two hours later with badly beaten bear. Bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I am rabbit!"