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And then I could see why, in a worldwhere women are powerless objects, it’s easy for Fido and Cookie to seek approval from Ass-Head, a guy who expects them to be objects, and hard to talk to me, a smart, attractive, funny, sensitive, attentive, honest guy who pushes girls to think and asks them questions that are hard to answer, like “What do you want to do with your life?” or, “Can I borrow some of your dirty underwear?”

I fail to see how he thinks this would find an audience. If this is supposed to be "satire," well, it's not funny. And if it was serious, it's pathetic.

Well, I've seen people take basic piano sheet music and turn them into crazy improvisation (mostly with the left hand). I just want to know how to do that. All I can do is read sheet music, but I have no idea how to improvise / add additional notes to make it sound nicer.

Any good videos out there you recommend that teaches you chords well? (Particularly, I need help with piano chords for the left hand)