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I can’t wait to see a video of the event hit the front page with a bestof thread to follow.

I am a part of history now!

Typical bulbasaur answer

Taub got with the hottest chicks on that show, it was crazy

I worry I did this wrong. Years ago I would meditate and imagine my loved ones dead, me at their funeral, me going on through life without them and it ended up just kinda dulling me to relationships and the emotions that go along with them .

Now I find it harder to keep up social contact and especially to reach out to friends I haven’t spoken to in a while because I find myself truly not caring whether or not we keep the connection going.

I’m so jealous of people with feet fetishes.

I like breasts, so I feel like I have to watch myself not to enjoy the site of them for fear of being called a pervert.

If I was into feet instead I think I’d be free to go around staring during flip flop season; instituting a no shoes policy at my house (I already do that but I don’t get anyone sexual pleasure out of it), and working at shoe stores to get my jollies off everyday with strangers. Ah what a wonderful world that could be.