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youranimalcop160 karma

can't afford the hair gel

youranimalcop65 karma

We also had a man who raised what he thought was a doe from a baby. It was a buck and at one year old, it started to grow antlers. He let it loose but it's mind was not right, lets say. It stood on the front porch of a neighbor's house staring at them eating dinner through the glass front door. I impounded it and gave it to a deer rehab.

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On Christmas Eve a few years ago, we had a pretty cold week, it was below 25 degrees and a little snow on the ground. I had a cruelty call for two chihuahuas outside 'about to freeze' to death, according to the caller. I generally don't appreciate doing calls on major Holidays, mostly because I rarely bring good news.
I was about to lay into this guy for having his two chihuahuas tied to a porch when his little daughter came out and asked for dinner and he told her she would have to wait until tomorrow. I went to Walmart and bought two doghouses, doggie sweaters (normally I make fun of people who dress their animals), I had a large bag of dog food already on my vehicle, and a few sandwiches from the deli. I went back to his house and set the doghouses up and made sure everything was good. My bad attitude was instantly changed and it was nice to feel some compassion for a change.

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My wife doesn't like it when I bring work home. It tends to poop on the carpet.

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As far as species, we live in a southern city so pit bulls are the most prevalent species... I dont mind pit bulls but their owners tend to also be the least responsible. so it rubs of on the dogs.